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Themaskedferret


I'm many former things.

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Beyond Equestria's peaceful lands, the world is a chaotic and lethal place. Monsters, magical perils, and worse things yet pose threats to life and limb, and forgotten pieces of Equestria's past threaten greater harm yet.

When three unlikely stallions are hurled into this wilderness, they will have to endure a continent's worth of peril in their journey home. Threatened from every corner by dangers beyond anything they could have imagined, they will have to muster every scrap of resourcefulness and determination at their disposal to stand the slightest hope of seeing Equestria again.

With any luck, they might even survive each other.

Thanks due to Oberndorfer and TAB for proofreading.

Approved of by Twilight's Library and Luna's Fanfiction Library!

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Cover image from the gallery of the excellent cmaggot.

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Celestia hadn't expected to spend her afternoon doing anything more than filling out typical paperwork. When she's interrupted by a small ball being rolled around by an even smaller creature, she didn't imagine that this would derail her entire day.

The thing is, small problems can quickly turn into large ones.

Particularly when that problem is a katamari.

(Oneshotober 2014—A random Katamari crossover because Asilin has recently been trying to get 100% on Katamari Forever.)

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Are there times you've ever wondered, "Jee, why did the girls at Canterlot High forgive Sunset Shimmer for her evil succubus meddling so easily?"

The answer's simple: "Because, deep down, she's a pretty pretty pony, you stupid melon fudges!"

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In which Button Mash shouts incoherently at the most advanced hoofball simulation ever developed, Sweetie Belle observes and provides internal commentary, and something just left of shipping ensues.

A semi-autobiographical exercise in self-deprecation and peer pressure, sponsored by Obselescence and drinking.

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I like to write poems. They are about rocks. My sister says I should try writing about things other than rocks. I don't see the appeal, but Pinkie is very insightful.

Pinkie said buttons are a popular topic lately, and they should be paired with something ending in "ash".

Button squash end in "ash". They are not rocks, but I like them.

This is about button squash.

(I'm late to the bandwagon, but I can't resist a stupid idea when I'm procrastinating on a more important project.)

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It was supposed to be Trixie's vacation, a soul searching trip to Ponyville. Instead she found herself in a town full of crazy, enthralled ponies, the result of Twilight becoming corrupted by a mysterious amulet.

Managing to escape conversion, she set out to form a resistance movement. It's off to a great start. She already has Fluttershy.

(Genre-deviating sequel to Hostile Takeover)

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Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants, the beloved being from beyond Equestria's skies who also resides in a land flooded with magic much as if Starswirl the Bearded's basement was flooded, senses that Twilight Sparkle needs her help.

Now if only ponies would stop screaming or throwing up every time they laid eyes upon her.

Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants created by TheShadowStone

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During her morning routine of surprising her friends, Pinkie Pie happens to spot a mysterious box that seems to move whenever she's not looking. To a pony so thoroughly grounded in reality as Pinkie Pie, it's unthinkable that a box could move on its own, so she decides to put on her deerstalker hat and investigate.


This is all Seattle's Angels' fault. Those guys are the worst.

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