Takes place during Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, just after the Koopaling boss battles.

After the Koopalings fail to defeat the Mario Brothers, the evil witch Cackletta banishes them from Mushroom World. The children of Bowser soon find themselves in a strange world populated by strangely-colored talking ponies with a strange fascination with the concept of friendship. While Princess Celestia works on a way to send them back, Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Morton, Wendy, and Larry must each move in with various ponies in town and adjust to life in a world where kidnapping princesses is not a normal occurrence. Will the Koopalings finally break free of the monotony of being Daddy's Little Villains and make some real friends? Will they finally have the chance to carve their own paths in this world, and pursue their dreams? And most importantly, what will happen when they finally can go back? Will they want to?

Rated T for some minor language and some crude humor.

WARNING: DESCRIPTION AND STORY DOES CONTAIN MARIO AND LUIGI: DREAM TEAM SPOILERS. SKIP TO NEXT PARAGRAPH IN DESCRIPTION TO AVOID SPOILERS

Antasma, the King of Bats, used to be a bat before devouring a pi'llo's nightmare then he became the King of Bats as he was known on Pi'llo Island. Seeking the Dark Stone for his own malevolent purprose, he had acquired it but then was sealed into the realm of dreams before shattering it and petrifying the Pi'llos to stone. Then after being released he went after the Dream Stone with the help of Bowser, the king of koopas. With the Dream Stone in their possession, Antasma wished for the ability to enter the realm of dreams whenever and wherever he wished while Bowser wished for Neo Bowser Castle. Once the Mario Bros. had cornered them, Bowser betrayed Antasma and left him to his fate to meet his end at the hands of the Mario Bros.

Now Antasma awakes within the Everfree Forest with no memory of his past save for his name and very faint memories of the stones. How will Antasma fit into this new world he is now thrusted into? Only time will tell

"Let Rolf understand this. The farm mare's alicorn friend can't change the shy one back to normal, and your baby growing fruit won't survive, unless Rolf, "A stallion's son of a shepherd" uses his knowledge on vamponies to turn her back?"

"*Sigh* eeyup"

Meet Daymos. He's just like any other pony in Ponyville.

He works.

He plays.

He has bodies in his basement.

Okay, maybe he's not like any other pony.

But he's only trying to help.

He's a killer with a conscience and murderer with morals.

So if you end up on his table... You probably deserve what's coming.

Author's Note: Okay, this is going to take a while... I have a HUGE story planned for this thing and it's going to take a while to write it all. But I feel like if I write like 3000+ words a week, I can make some headway on it. Now, about the story. It's not exactly a crossover; it's more of an 'inspired by'. One day, I started wondering how a Dexter-esque pony would play out and this spawned. I wanted to submit it to Equestria Daily... But I kept feeling like their requirements were so arbitrary and restricting. I almost dropped it because of all the tiny little nitpicks. So, here you are. Unabridged, unabashed, unedited. Enjoy.

Greetings, guest. Welcome to the Velvet Room.
My, you are certainly an unusual guest! I can't say I've ever seen one such as you enter this room before. However, every meeting in this place has a purpose. You have my full cooperation.
I will be brief. In mere days--perhaps less--your life will change radically. Your being here is one sign of that. Though I cannot say how it will change, I can say this: This room can only be entered by those bound in a contract, or those who soon will be. It is bound to your fate. We will be here as you travel down your path towards the truth, and we will guide you as much as we are able.
I look forward to working with you, Princess Sparkle. This will certainly be a fascinating turn of events.

Apparently I got featured on or near 11/2/2014! I can honestly say I never expected this to happen! Thank you to everyone who made this possible!

King Harkinian finds out that his Boi Link is a brony. After throwing a very unnecessary tantrum, he personally declares war on Equestria. Armed with the Triforce of Courage and his trusty Dinner Blaster, the King set's off on adventure of destruction and mayhem. Can the Main 6 or Shining Armor stop the mad monarch, or will Sombra and his new body and powers destroy them all? Dash Attack presents probably the first CD-I/MLP fan fiction anyone has ever made.

A historic day for Equestrian civilization, the fine ponyfolk of Ponyville make first contact with alien life. Unfortunately for them, it's not a friendly encounter, as they're greeted by the world's most notorious supervillain.

And Fluttershy has been tasked as his keeper.

Meanwhile, a dazed and agitated Doctor Evil must learn to cope with his new surroundings, and embrace the lessons about friendship that the ponies can teach him.

...Pffft, fat frickin' chance.

Inspired by another crossover that I've written, but have deleted on the grounds that I hate the shoddiness of my own work.

There are stories still to be told, ideas yet to come to fruition and ponies left untormented.

It is time to change all of that...

This collection contains non-canon stories involving Flare Blitz and the many ponies and pokemon that surround him. Some are cute, others are dark and some will be very, very naughty... But all of them will be enjoyable.

Not written entirely by me, this collection will showcase a lot of Guest chapters. If you want to be a part then just shoot me a private message and we'll talk.

Health warnings. Stories may contain - Excessive craziness, perversion, horror, diabeetus, 'wat' moments, Pinkie Pie, Winning Ponies, Discord, #RainbowTeasing, and all manner of things. Please consult your doctor, psychiatrist, master and/or next of kin.

THOU HAS BEEN WARNED!!!

What lengths would you go to for family? Would you care for them? Be honest with them? Keep a secret for them? Sometimes, family relationships can become strained or volatile. But once you feel love towards your kin, it never truly dies. A certain dress-maker from Ponyville can attest to that fact, in more than one situation. But when a secret she and her sister tried to hide begins to fall apart, a secret that hides a past so painful it brings tears to her eyes just to think of, will she be able to tell the ponies she loves the truth?

Co-Authors: Ghosttown Brony
Editor: Prophet
Cover art by: Ragethebatfox

EDIT: FEATURED 1/7/14 5:13 PM

She hates the humans. She hates their roads. She hates what the world has become...but most of all she hates her job.

Join Pinkamena Diane Pie (just call her Pinkamena) as she struggles through her day with stupid customers, and dumber management.

Don't look in the satchel.

[Now comes with Rage Review!] *warning: spoilers*

[Credit to Party Pop for new cover art]

[special thanks to JoeSFX for english to spanish translations in chapter 6.]

[Not a Cupcakes rewrite]

[Note: Fic is a dark comedy, and is AU. Expect characters to be different from their original canon roles and misanthropy abounds. May not be your cup of tea.]

[Previous Cover Art Below]
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