//------------------------------// // His Ship Sails In The Morning // Story: King Harkinian goes to Equestria // by Dash Attack //------------------------------// Chapter 1 Note: Pretend that the CD-I characters lines are sentence mixed to insure maximum hilarity. The King was busy drinking his wine wonder about - you guested it - what's for dinner. Has he did so, he gazed out the balcony window and looked out at his Kingdom. Being the sole monarch of the great Kingdom of Hyrule was not an easy job (In theory), for it was always under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. Lucky Time and time again, his proud kingdom was protected by his Boi Link, the Hero of Hyrule and Koridie. Never in all his years had the King met a warrior has brave has Link. It made him proud that he could be a fatherly figure to the Boi who time and time again had saved his Kingdom and his flat chested daughter Zelda, who he wished would be more like Link. As the kings thoughts shifted from dinner to Link, he realied that he never properly thanked him for the last time he saved his miserable excuse for a daughter. "Hm, I'm going to Check on Link" he said. With that the King made his way to Link room to properly thank him. As the king approched his room he thought he heard voices coming from within. It sound almost like singing. The King paid no mind to this has he swift opened the door. "Mah Boi, I just wanted to - OAAAAAAAAAAH" The King stared in horror as he saw Link sitting on his Computer watching My Little Pony. Not only was his boy watching it, but he was sing along to the opening song. "Big adventure, tons of fun, a beautiful heart, faithful and strong, sharing kindness it's an easy feet and magic makes it all -" "Enough, Link what the Hell is the SHIP, this show is for girls." "I know but it is so awesome, Pinkey Pie is Best Pony" "Link you are a groan ass man, this is gay." "No king you are gay." This statement made the king utterly confused. How could LInk watch such a girly cartoon and have the nerd to question his sexuality. It mind boggled him to know end. "I don't understand, how is this manly." "Check it out, its easy" Link exited the episode that he was currently watching and quickly brought up the first episode on Netflix. Wile most would be bronies had the patients to sit threw the whole episode, the king mind was imminently closed . After watching the first 20 seconds of the intro, The King took it upon himself to take Links laptop and throw it out the window. In raged by the The Kings complete disrespect for his stuff and the great show, Link unsheathed his Smart Sword. Normal, his sword would have no effect on The King due to the fact that it can't hurt anyone friendly. The worst it could due to him was make him talk. However, because The King unfriendly behavior, the sword was now able to recognize hims as a foe. "Time to die you shit head". With that the king bolted out of the room with Link right on his tail flailing his sword. "OAAAAAAAAAAH, Zelda, Help Me. Save Me. Protect Me". As if on queue Zelda ran into the hall and separated the homicidal Link from her deranged father. Knowing very well that what ever transpired between these two was probably something random and idiotic. "Link whats going on" shouted Zelda who was very annoyed at the two of them. "The King grabbed my stuff" said Link. "Father why'd you do that." "Zelda, Link manliness is under attack by evil forces of ponies, I'm going to Equestria to save him." The king said while making random hand gestures Zelda just stood there silently for about five minuets starring at the irrational man before her. Over the past years, her father had done many ridiculous things like building a gun that can shoot burgers and forcing people to eat his shit. Actually now that she thought about it, what he was doing right now wasn't even half as crazy as those things, but she knew if she didn't stop him now, thing were only going to get worse. "Father can you even hear yourself talking right now? Please fauther I love but if you keep doing this crap you-" "Enough My Ship Sails in the Morning, I wonder what's for Dinner." "But Father-" "Oh and before you say 'what if something happens to you', i'll be taking both the Triforce of Courage and my dinner blaster. If you don't hear from me in a mouth, said Morshu." "Why the heck would I send for Morshu?" said Zelda who was now going along with the Kings stupid plan. "Because Link is no longer cut out to be Mah Boi, until can restore the warrior in him, we are going to need the help of a new Hero. Also Morshu is funny." "What about my @#%$ing computer." shouted Link who up until now had been left completely out of the conversation. King lifted his finger proudly in the air and turned to face Link. "After you help Duke Ontlet scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about your computer, now if you excuse me I need to prepare my ship for war". Before he left for his chambers, Zelda called out to her father one last time. "Due you even know where Equestria is?" "I'll cross that bridge when I get to it." -------- Meanwhile in Equestria, Twilight was practicing a preemption spell premonition spells spells to help ponies gaze into the future wile meditating. Sitting im a circle she drew on the library floor, Twilight began to clear her mind. "I wonder whats taking the visions so long" she thought to herself. "The book said that they would come in at least an hour or so, and i've been sitting her for almost to. Ok, focus Twilight. Just clear your head of all-" With that, her mind went silent, and for a beef moment this was the only thing she could see in her mind AN: This has been a test of interest. Spelling has never been my strongest area so be free spot any grammar errors you may find with ought this story. Knowing me, there are bound to be quite a bit. Hopefully It won't discourage you all from reading future chapter winch will be properly proof read. Although no ponies were in this chapter, I promise they will show up next time.