Chapter 5
"Oh Boy, I can't wait to watch some ponies." cried Link as he turned his on TV and put on the Hub network. Within moments the episode began to play. To Links surprise, it was like nothing he had ever seen before. It began with Twilight opening her eyes.
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Twilight opened her eyes and glanced around the room. She noticed three things were wrong right away. First off, she was tied to a chair. Secondly, Spike was floating in giant glowing orb beside her. Lastly, a large creature wearing a giant metal mask and a winter coat was standing in her lobby.
"Who.... are you?"
insert bane voice here
"It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is my plan."
Twilight stared at him with a confused look on her face.
"Look I don't know what your planning but when Princess Celestia finds out-"
"Ah so you think royalty is your ally." Replied the the creature, "you were merely adopted by royalty. I was born into it? Molded into it? Why I didn't go to TGI Fridays until I was 21, and by then-"
"Uhhh! Please take off that ridiculous mask. It makes your voice sound terrible."
Twilight focused her magic into the mask and tried to pull it away from the creatures face. Unfortunately, she was still groggy form getting knocked unconscious, and lost her concentration. The straps holding the Bane Mask caused a slingshot effect. The mask smashed right into the kings face and he was sent falling onto the floor.
Insert King voice here
"OAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" cried the king as he fell butt first onto the floor. "Why you little HO, I'm going to attack you and make you eat my shit."
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After the King threatened Twilight, the episode faded to black and then the opening theme began.
Link just sat there in shock.
"How the @#$# did THE KING get on My Little Pony.
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Meanwhile at the Hub's broadcast studio, the staff was going ballistic.
"What the hell is this, I thought this episode was about Fluttershy hugging a Panda."
"It was supposed to be sir, somebody call Lauren. The show has been hijacked."
"Somebody get this episode off the air, if that man really makes Twilight eat his shit, the entire network will be ruined."
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Sombra immediately took care of his wardrobe malfunction by summoning the most regal clothes he could imagine. He now had some black pants to go with his black coat. Silver light silver armor now adorned his anthropomorphic chest. He summoned his black cape and adjusted it for his new form. Lastly, he summoned his crown, which was the only thing he didn't have to change or enchant. Now he was ready to exact revenge on the Doctor, and reclaim his long lost kingdom.
"If I'm going to take down this Time Lord, I'm going to need some help."
Sombra raise his hands in the air and shouted to the heavens. "By the powers of hatred and fear, I summon two black heart minions from beyond time and space. A surge of yellow time energy, mixed with his natural black and green hate magic, enveloped his horn. The sky grew dark and completely blocked out the sun. A large gaping hole appeared in the sky, and from it shot two red streaks of lighting. When the sky cleared, two beings stood before the dark anthro Unicorn.
"HELLO THERE! I am Dr.Rabbit! The World's only rabbit dentist."
"And i am I.M. Meen, The Most Powerful Magician In The World."
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"There is no way in Tardis I will ever do something so gross" shouted Twilight as she tried to undo the ropes with her magic.
"If you won't eat my shit, then I will just kill you, OHAHAAAAAAAA... HRM"
Just then, the door opened to reveal none other than Rainbow Dash.
"Hey egghead, Just thought I'd return that Daring Do book you lent me. Um. What exactly is that thing, and why are tied up to a chair."
The King looked at her and smiled.
"You must be the gay one Gwonam told me about."
Rainbow Dash's face went still for a moment. The room was in utter silence. Before the King even had time blinck, Rainbow charged him and gave him an uppercut to the face Street Fighter style. She began to relentlessly beat the crap out of the King with no sign of stopping.
"How dare you. Do you know how many times people have called me that?" She threw a right hoof into his face. "Thousands! Ever since Flight School. No Stallion at my school ever asked me out because they thought me and Fluttershy were tight." She followed with her left. "So what If I don't like girly things, so what if I have a rainbow mane, you have no right to say that."
As she was about to follow up with another punch, the king caught her hoof with his fist. Rainbow gazed into the kings eyes, which were now growing bright yellow. The King opened his palm and a DBZ like energy beam came out of his hand ans sent Rainbow Dash flying into the wall. Rainbow Dash shock her head and flew few inches off the ground
"You think a little light show is going to -".
Bam
"A larger burger hit her square in the chest and she was sent flying out of the window."
"Gay. Straight. I'm the guy with the Dinner Blaster." stated the the King.
"Why are you doing this?" Shouted Twilight.
The king turned around and pointed his gun at Twilight. "Because you corrupted Mah Boi, now he's no longer fit to be a True Warrior. Now eat shit for Dinner."
"Never!" shouted Twilight as a purple lighting shot out from her horn.
"Take a piece of this." retorted the King who threw away his burger launcher to repel Twilights lighting with that of the Triforce. The two beams of energy collided with each other, leaving the King and Twilight trapped in a battle of magic vs magic.
"This is just like DBZ." shouted the King.
"I don't understand half the stuff that comes out of your mouth." shouted Twilight.
"You are more whiny than Zelda."
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"Gosh, I can't wait to show you to all my friends." said Fluttershy as she walked into town with a baby panda riding on her back. "I bet Twilight will have some great books on how to take care of you. Her house should be....Oh my!"
Fluttershy gasped as she saw an injured Rainbow Dash lying on the ground. Lettuce, tomatoes, and ketchup covered her body. She ran to her dazed friend to find out what was wrong.
"Are you ok Rainbow Dash."
"That.... jerk.... has.... Twilight.... Get.... Applejack.... Tell her to kick his-" Rainbow Dash passed out before she could finish her sentence."
"Quick little guy, we got to get Applejack and find Twilight." she said as she began running in the direction of Sweet Apple Acres.
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Meanwhile during a live stream chat on the internet
"What is up with this episode?"
"Isn't that the King from those crappy CD-I games?"
"I'm shipping him with Luna."
"No, Kinglight Sparkle all the way."
"No, Trixkinian."
"What the hell's CD-I."
"That panda is so cutie."