Conquering the world on horseback is easy; it is dismounting and governing that is hard.

What to do with my life now

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

What a beautiful Sunset.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

Because that's all I do

Stopped writing as of July 2013, it was a fun ride :)

Just a brony who wants to take up some writing.

I'm a lazy writer who loves what I do, but is too lazy to write half the time. If you have an idea for a story, shoot it at me though. I just might take it♥

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

I'll gladly proofread/edit anything non-judgmentally if you need help. Just send me a message and I'll do my best! :3

SEX ARCHITECT

Ahoy~!

Ponies are cute, beautiful and sexy creatures. Anyone that says other wise is either lying, or gay. Deal with it.

Gettin quixotic up in here

Hi, I'm Windburst. Fan of Twixie, Lyrabon and transformation fanfics. I can't keep an update schedule at all, and expect typo's in my stories, but if you can get past that, welcome aboard!

Norwegian guy who writes stuff. Also plays too much games.

You will always be a loser and that's okay.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist. The second greatest was convincing people that MLP is for little girls only.

I have returned.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

From the depths of /mlp/, one man decided that he wanted to write. With a sweep of his pen, stories flowed from his hands like liquid gold, and his genius shined. And then there was also Lunaguy.

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

Uh... what? Is this thing on?

What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.

Heehee~

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Vizit meh on teh web! Drax99.deviantart.com

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