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pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This is an alt account for posting smut but all I will say is that I am a carbon based intelligent organism of earthly origin, made mostly of water.

Horrifically Fun

Made from 100% potato.

Guess whose back?!

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I write things. Sometimes they make sense.

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

meh , nothing yet

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Awkward.

I tend to be more romantic than I am poetic.

Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

I just write for fun. Don't take things too seriously.

- My last submission was over 8 years ago.

I write almost solely M/F and F/F vanilla sex. So if that's what you're looking for, congratulations: you found it.

I like my Ipod more than fucking.

Meet your maker, Limit Breaker!

Hi. My name is Tale Spinner, and I like to read about adorable ponies doing adorable things.

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Pronouncing my name the way it was intended to be is the closest way to my heart.

I love the MLP fandom, and I love all of you! I'm so grateful to have all my followers as we go down a rabbit hole of romance, adventure, and world-building!

Hi there. I'm a bit new to writing, but I've decided to try my luck at clopfics, particularly, ones that specialize in... well... anal.

Kiss me, my account is 10!

I write clop and clop accessories.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Compulsive writer of crossovers

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!