I write about cute ponies. Sometimes.

Just your average, proudly-nerdy young adult. Space, ponies, space-ponies... It's all good.

Alternate account for clopfics

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

"I love deadlines! I like the whooshing noise they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

Nerd, Dungeon Master, Aspiring Author, Brony.

Relatively new to writing but hopefully I can entertain some folks

Short, sweet, slightly silly smut stories.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

ME, MAIMEN, DOCTOR PAVELLEIRE, BUTTON LEE, JUAN OF YU.

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

Artist, Writer, and $#!tposter.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Someone who likes writing.

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This'll draw in the fetish crowd.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Wait do I put something smart or stupid here?

Love is a verb, not a noun.

I used to write stories but don't anymore. Ha Ha! Permanent hiatus.

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

Part time writer, full time ded

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

MLPG Write-man Relic

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

Follower of great writers and artists; I'm here to create stories for artists and spread the word of great writers everywhere, and I'm always willing to accept and give help to everypony

very good at writing very bad things

Welcome to my little den of sin, hope you enjoy your stay!

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Commission Status: FULL

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

One word to describe myself... (doesn't follow instructions well)

Farewell.

Styx of the river at your service

An alt for porn commissions.