A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
I am nothing great, just a pony who enjoys reading great stories and trying my best to tell some myself.
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick
A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.
I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.
A Wiccan's temples are flowered-splashed meadows, forests, beaches and deserts. Blessed be!
Engineer, Brony, Author. Not necessarily in that order.
I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your day to watch me flail around like a fish out of water. Here's hoping we're all entertained by the end...
Hi there! The names Kro! Hope you enjoy your stay!
Zoot and Janice are two Muppets. The Muppets got me into ponies. The ponies made me a brony. Being a brony made me find this site. I now reside here as Zootxjanice, and we're done.
Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.
I am but a humble weaver of words hoping to expand the loom of understanding. What are we but strings in a greater fabric?
The beast, whether it's tamed or let free, it will always lurk within.
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
Hello, everypony! My name is Faith Everlasting and I hope that you all enjoy my stories!
♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫
The greatest source of inspiration for the stories I write is my insane day dreams.
Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
I am a Unicorn stuck in this alternate human universe just trying to adjust to life as a human and missing being an unicorn. I used to live in Hoofton with my special some pony named Gamer Ace.
There's only room in here for one, and I've decided it's not you.
05.05.2019 - Creating new story titled: Root of Discharmony. Spilight as usual with a touch of Fluttercord and a sprinkle of Cheesepie ;) 4/26 Chapters done :D
The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.
In the end, I hope you had the time of your life.
What is the life of one? One can change the world... One can change everything... Are you that One? Only you can know...
I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.
Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!
I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?