I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"A new world awaits for you... A new beginning... With infinite possibilities... Until all six are united as one..." - Death

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Not dead. Just been very busy for the past couple years.

Hmmm... What to write here? I'm 22 years of age Living in Cologne, Germany I'm writing for the fun of writing and all the ponies. Join us in insanity if you want. There's always room for more.

Everything I do is mediocre. Anything good that I do, I do on accident.

I write weird stuff.

I have wares if you're interested

Emotionally unstable and liable to drag you down with me.... It could be fun right?.........right?

Can you repair, repair a broken heart?

Writer of human-like demons and wacky green-skinned, question-mark faced humans named Anon. Also Anon Filly best OC.

I like to write.

My writing slowly improves, I believe. I hope to be an even better writer tomorrow. Feel free to join my Discord.

Greetings! I am a motorcycle-riding kinda brony with a quirky sense of humor and a dislike for poor grammar... Bwahaha! Also, snarky wit is awesome.

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

There's not enough time for everything, and yet sometimes, there's nothing better to do than doing nothing. So just smile. That's all that really matters.

I commit tax fraud.

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.

I'm at my wits end

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Luck? I don't need it, I just need everyone else's to plummet while I'm around.

God, I'm so sorry.

This stuff will turn you into a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

I am your Local wish granting, reality bending, Dimensional traveling, space Dragon. And I tell stories of timelines that you may not know of.

I aspire to the purity of the blessed Machine

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

Hi there one and all i hope you like the stories i try to make and everythnign i make is for fun and to make you either smile or cry, i am a fun of anime, mlp, video games and some other tv/cartoons.

Local bunny fella || Don't worry, stories are coming still...

Write and edit. Until the work is done.

I shall Butcher your dreams

Just someone whose creativity switches from On to Off, but it's actually unplugged right now too.

I'm here to read fics and chew bubble gum... And Pinkie stole all my gum.

If you came here for any sort of sanity, You came to the wrong page! heh heh HAHAHAHAHA! But yes, I love HIE and some good funny stories and love depending in how it's done. Have fun out there!

A new starting writer, always looking for ideas for my stories.