A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

the pleb formerly known as doccular

All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!

"You think you know me..."

It's fanfiction all the way down.

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

I particularly enjoy the Equestria Girls setting and also have a soft spot for the CMC. Thanks for reading!

time is a crime

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Eclectic observer of the odd, and the esoteric.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

God, I'm so sorry.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Fear makes strangers of us all.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

space is a waste

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

haha rainbow machine go brrr