Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I am not drunk enough for this right now...

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Moved on.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Providing a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite since 2012

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

I write things.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

Captain Cutie on duty!

Im Batman...err...Mare-do-well!

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

A Canadian idiot.

Writer of fics large and small

I'll get around to writing a real bio later.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

I am that I am, and nothing more. I will exist as I am, or not at all. And I really, REALLY hate insects and arachnids.

I am an freelance artist and writer. I love MLP:FIM and enjoy reading some of the stories other Bronies write.