I'll think of something to say here someday.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

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A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Used to write a lot more on FimFic some time ago, left for a bit, but want to get into the groove again.

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

CAUTION: User is British, and thus may use British spellings. Expect an 'S' where you'd normally find a 'Z' and the letter 'U' in places you never thought you'd see it. You have been warned. :P

Hope you laughed or learned something.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

okay now kiss!

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I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Hi, my name is Chris. I love the MLP universe, and I just wanted to share my ideas and read some new ones. Thanks!

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Call me Gryph for short, if you like. In-case the avatar, the name, and the themes of my stories didn't make it apparent; big Gryphon fan here.

I am the one and only Trixie Lulamoon, all others are wanna-be posers.

Just a simple writer living in the shadows.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

If a tire was on fire during a blizzard, would you stay close to it and keep warm, or run from the awful smell?

Luna makes me do too much paperwork :(

I play a lot of video games but I try to read every night and so I am here.

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

Though I'm not new when it comes to writing fanfiction, I know I'm far from perfect. Hopefully as I try my hand at writing the many MLP fics I have in my head, I'll get much better at it.

There's... not much to say. I'm an inexperienced fanfic writer, who does not enjoy shipfics or clopfics... I mean... AT ALL.

I'm a random guy that claims to know how to write. I'm constantly being proven wrong.