I can finally see...but not for long

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

content warning: gay

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Don't you have somewhere better to be?

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

You know who I am.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

loves tiaras.

Ship first. Ask questions while shipping. Source

Occasionally I write horsey things.

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

I write sins... NOT tragedies. Link to Patreon

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫