Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Author of the "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext in the Royal Guard Mare General thread on /mlp/ and the "Red-Hot Rebound" story from /tg/

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

Another day stretching a dime into a dollar. All work and no pony makes brony a dull boy.

Schizophrenic but I try to make my stories make sense if they dont too bad not insane just gets loud sometimes

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

she/her, b.1997, PNW.

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

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You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™

I like to comment on really old blogs/comment threads and I will follow you for literally no reason if you respond when I do.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Yes, always.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Death of conversation

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

mwap

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

space is a waste

Amorphous blue internet blobie, curator of the obscure and bamsholic, anti-audio audio alchemist, enjoyer of pastel equine cartoon and eater of latex glove

time is a crime

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I...I am a monument to all your sins...