"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Writer for fun, I like to think I do well. Feel free to message any love/hate/suggestions. Hope you enjoy.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I am no one.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

A groovy mystery, gang.

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

I am an owl driving a surprisingly sophisticated human robot.

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it write.

okay now kiss!

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I'm a gamer, first and foremost. I also veg on the Internet, and read/write stuff occasionally.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

A quiet, crazy Yank who is also a hopeless romantic and eternal optimist. ... Yeah, that just about covers it.

A fellow traveler...

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3