Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

A Closet Brony (except online *wink*) Discord | Ko-fi

I'm kinda bad at comment's, and believe in Karma.

God, I'm so sorry.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Now with Patreon and Discord! PM, Discord, or Patreon, your choice, for commissions. Ko-Fi is dishonest.

If someone tells you something is true, question it. If it is true then questions can not hurt it.

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

If you really love something you have to let it go... but not without a fight first!

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Just a smalltown mare with a love for artwork and stories.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

I wanna return to monkey.

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

Hey guys, im rock slide hope you enjoy my stories!

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.