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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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In her off-time, when she isn't busy doing anything in particular, Vinyl Scratch is often found either sleeping, or roaming across Equestria, searching for... nothing in particular. It's an endless search-- not for the want of an object, but for the wanting of an experience.

And experience, is exactly what Vinyl writes her reviews on.


An anthology of various random encounters between Vinyl Scratch and miscellaneous circumstances.

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This story is a sequel to The Incredibly Stupidly Weird Story About 15 Random OCs


It's official. Twilight Sparkle is no longer the smartest.

With the power of not one, not two, not even three crackheads, but a full twenty (that's two tens worth!) of 'em put together, the all-encompassing, all-powerful and all-knowing behemoth known as *gasp* Google is born!

Except this ain't the Googlidoodledoo that y'all use in real life, no--this is Equestria's take on the thing. It runs on chaos magic.

The cherry on top? Discord isn't even in this story.


WARNING: The random tag was found brutally murdered in a blender and turned into a smoothie to write this story.


Original blogpost!

People whose OCs I kidnapped:

  1. BezierBallad

  2. No Name 13

  3. SunnytheSavvy

  4. Connect-the-Pie

  5. NicLove

  6. Zapper Frost

  7. Samuel-Neocros

  8. Possibly me

  9. Twilight Glimmer

  10. amf studios

  11. The Blue EM2

  12. Concordius Lord of Kaos

  13. Heroic412227

  14. BiggerNate91

  15. Deep

  16. Reichtangle

  17. BradyBunch

  18. dshadow14

  19. Light Heart101

  20. Thunderous

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This story is a sequel to Anon breaks his hand on Luna's face.


:pinkiegasp: You clicked the story! :pinkiegasp:

Guess what? It is a sequel! Just not to the story you thought... maybe. This is just here to throw y'all off and stuff. What is this story actually?

Slappety

Yup. Anon's got his hands ready to slap some faces at the cost of his personal health! :pinkiecrazy:

The real deal's story's up soon. :twilightsmile:

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What happened to Crews A through S? We don't speak of them.

Read the disclaimer at the very bottom!

A mysterious organization known only as "The CC" emerged mysteriously on a mysterious night with mysterious motives. Their goal? To explore what was never explored before.

The problem? They've sent out nineteen exploration crews, only for each and every one of them to go missing. Also mysteriously, mind you.

And now, with their twentieth attempt in Crew-T, maybe something interesting will finally happen...

A play on the concept behind GMBlackjack's League of Sweetie Belles.
A sidestory to What If...

CONTENT WARNINGS: the complete and utter annihilation of the random tag, OC abuse, and the loss of readers' braincells. Also, the Crackhead Coalition.

Pay me money so I can buy new brain cells.

Submit your story down below with an embed, along with the worst summary you can think of, and I'll consider writing a chapter or two around it! I'll be sure to extract maximum clout out of the resulting garbage-tier horsewords. I can guarantee you that I will judge your story off its cover, yoink said cover and write a chapter knowing absolutely nothing about your fic except for the cover. That is your anti-quality guarantee.

(Also if you want I might also take What If-style suggestions.)

Disclaimer: I may turn down your suggestion for any reason, be it personal or technical. This entire story is written as a parody of anything and everything, so long as permission has been granted beforehand in the form of posting your story link in the comments. Expect your fics to be thoroughly mauled.

Read this story on Offprint!

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This story is a sequel to Half an hour or bust!


So... yeah. I've mostly been bouncing between writing essays and watching Youtube lately. Really haven't had much of a drive to write anything.

Guess I really gotta shoehorn some ideas in, don't I?

So... let's write a story about it! :pinkiecrazy:

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Didn't you read that short lil' descriptadoodle thingy back there? That's the story!

Written for the CRACK-STORM 2020 writeoff.

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This story is a sequel to Screw Time!!!


Mere hours after the creation of an alternate universe, where Equestria is now BakedPotatoLand, Screwball realizes just how small the place is. Obviously, she's not going to leave it as it is, right???

Yet another hastily-written one shot story by TheMajorTechie

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Daring Do wanted to look for treasure in the land of Celestine Naustaralis, not Celestia's nostrils!


A comedic(?) trollfic by TheMajorTechie. :trollestia:

This is pretty much my way of ending off 2016.

Warning: Contains the memes of 2016, and heavy abuse of the Random tag.

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Ramen. An indispensable staple of college-goers worldwide.

...and a plague that has infected almost all of Equestria?

Cover art: Wikipedia ramen. :rainbowwild:

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I don't know why this exists.

I blame myself for this.

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There is likely nothing in particular within this mess of loosely-related horse words that would interest you.

Please leave.

Contains VERY HIGH levels of Random Tag abuse.

:pinkiehappy: Thanks for 100 followers! :pinkiehappy:

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