Vinyl stared at the envelope in front of her. It was clearly coated in a hefty amount of sparkles, on top of its hot-pink shiny laminate layering.
"What." she began...
"Is this." she continued, staring straight through the Fourth Wall at the questionably-sane author.
IT'S MAIL POLISH! the author bellowed in return, cackling in fits of laughter.
The unicorn opened the envelope, only to find...
Nail polish.
"What."
Vinyl's review: What./10 - Seriously, what.