//------------------------------// // BoUNcy cHaOS and weird shipping // Story: The Disastrous Adventures of Crew-T // by TheMajorTechie //------------------------------// "Look, Slis, we're in a dating simulator!" "What." Emily pointed at the omnipresent camera that always exists in convenient locations. "We're live! Say hi to the world!" "Uhm... hi?" "Aw, do it with more enthusiasm!" Emily lit her horn, forming a magical megaphone in front of Slissa. "HELLO, WORLD!" Slissa screeched at the top of her lungs. Somewhere on the opposite side of the ship, WillCutYou's ears began to bleed. "YOUS DISTURB SLEP. WHY LOUD?" Sweetie Giraffe stomped up to Emily and Slissa. She lit her own horn and smited Emily's magic megaphone. "NO LOUD. QUIET ONLY. WANT SLEP." dingus.