Vinyl Scratch isn't only a DJ. She's also quite an avid reviewer. For what, you may wonder? For anything, really.
"Pfft." Vinyl scoffed, "This isn't for me. Or probably anything else, really."
The eternally-screaming chicken of pain sighed, and screamed off into the sunset.
Because why not.
Vinyl's review: 2/10, too much screaming.