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// Vinyl Scratch reviews annoying things. 
// Story: Scratch Reviews! 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"Pfft." Vinyl scoffed, "This isn't for me. Or probably anything else, really."

The eternally-screaming chicken of pain sighed, and screamed off into the sunset.

Because why not.





Vinyl's review: 2/10, too much screaming.