"AYO." Butter Knife collapsed the door into nothingness. "YOU HEAR THE NEWS? WE'RE FREE FROM THIS HECKHOLE."
Sweetie Giraffe looked up from the newspaper she was burning.
"OUR EXISTENCE IS COMING TO AN END!" Shackles Shanks cheered. "WOO!"
"What." Plissa poked her head in. "Oh. We need another door."
"But what about Crews A through S?" Slissa kept her eyes on the windshield of the spacecraft. "What about the CC? Or everything else that we didn't get to hear about?"
"Cardboard box!" the speaker on the wall blurted again. "From cardboard boxes you came, you shall now return! See you hecks in the next one!"
"Huh?" Emily, who I think inadvertently became human again at some point in this story, scratched her head.
"Hold on tight!" Slissa's grip on the steering wheel tightened. "There's a large cardboard box up ahead, and I don't think we can steer clear of it!"
"Wait WHAT?" Butter Knife screeched. "IT ISN'T OVER?!"
"Butter Knife look!" one of the Zoeys ran into the room with welders' gloves on. In her hands was the Cactus Box™. "I found this in your stuff!"
"Oh oka-hey! Don't go through my stuff!" Butter Knife swatted the cactus box out of Zoey's hands. Unfortunately, this resulted in her activating the snare inside it that physically sucked her back inside.
Butter Knife screamed as the ship careened into Cardboardlandia's Cardboard Markets.