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// The pranktastrophe 
// Story: The Disastrous Adventures of Crew-T 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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Rainbow Dash smashed her face into another one of Celestia's cakes. Because it's a prank. Haha funny funny prank.

"Is she..." Plissa pointed at Rainbow. "Is she okay? I mean, we did just land the ship on top of the castle and all, but I don't think it's normal to be smashing one's own face repeatedly into multiple cakes."

"Psh, she's fine." Butter Knife cantered up to Rainbow Dash and dunked the entire mare into the next cake. "See? Better than ever. The less I see of that rainbow eyesore, the better. I prefer black and red and nothing else."

"Ahem."

Generic Black and Red Edgy Alicorn OC #42069 looked up just in time to be blasted in the face by Celestia. Short to say, she was less than impressed, being the (unfortunately) immortal mary sue that she is.

"Hey, I heard that!"

She got blasted in the face a second time.

"And you!" She pointed her hoof at Celestia. "Stop it. Get some help."

"It'S Just a PRANk BrO."

Celestia proceeded to be banished to the closest black hole by none other than Shinkle Shankle (who may be coming for your ankles). Equestria froze over shortly after, killing absolutely everyone and everything.creating a wonderful winter wonderland for the rest of time because this is a rated-E story dangit.

Butter Knife watched the snowball planet shrink away into the distance as she and the rest of Crew-T departed on their ship to the next Equestria. Yes, there are multiple. How do you think I mine these story universes for clout?