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TheMajorTechie


Wallowing in the pit of slow/nonexistant internet, waiting for the day fiber-optic internet kills Comcast once and for all...


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I don't know why this exists.

I blame myself for this.

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There is likely nothing in particular within this mess of loosely-related horse words that would interest you.

Please leave.

Contains VERY HIGH levels of Random Tag abuse.

:pinkiehappy: Thanks for 100 followers! :pinkiehappy:

Chapters (7)
Comments ( 30 )

I wish I was there, just so I could see this.

Randomness is key to randomness.

Also, random story is random.

There should be a second random tag, just for storys like this one.

:twilightoops: Rarity what are you doing knitting sweaters on a clutch of eggs?
:moustache: After the doggy barf and hair ball stuff what else could she do? It's a dragon thingy
:pinkiegasp: We're going to have omelets and waffles!
:derpytongue2: andHAMBERGERS
:duck: and you thought Miss Derpy would say WHEN DID YOU TWO FIND THE TIME?

:coolphoto:MUFFINS!

How does one abuse the Random Tag?

8202779 Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Vinyl Scratch Ultimate Extra Dimensional Pest Deterrent

8202794 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Not enough beating of the dead horse. :trollestia:

I'm not sorry.

8202847 ...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Say it again. Random story is random. And, the key to randomness is randomness.

"Pulls out funky glasses"

This had better be worth it. I had to go through 3, 3 I tell you, dollar stores to find these!:trollestia:

Why am I even trying to make sense out of this?

Also, the number finishes with 34, do the story is mature now. And, please add more hats.

Ooooooohhh. I ran out of random things to say.

You forgot to mention that you need to turn the calculator upside down for it to work.

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