Toaster Waffles Are Magic

by TheMajorTechie

NOW there are toaster waffles.

"WHAT IS YOUR OFFERING?" the absurdly large mechanical waffle boomed over the three, "SACRIFICE, OR DIE!"

Twilight rummaged in the pockets of her clothing, which surprisingly kept every object she had placed within them from before she returned to Equestria. Loose papers fluttered to the ground, followed by spare change gifted by Sunset for the vending machine, until finally...

"A stick." the Waffle Transformer deadpanned, "That is your offering."

"Yup."

"Very well then," the waffle replied in an almost motherly tone, "Sacrifice accepted."

Spike and Thorax were quick to simultaneously facepalm-- facepaw. Twilight, on the other hand...

The grill girl flicked her hair back with a hand, turning back towards the portal. After all, the entire purpose of her visit was to confirm that Changelings would become cats in the "Human World", so what point was there in staying after the experiment was complete?

Booming dubstep.

That is the answer.

Author's Note:

Comments

[James Fire]

Randomness is key to randomness.

Also, random story is random.

[TheMajorTechie]

8199847 Yup.

[Gavier]

There should be a second random tag, just for storys like this one.

[mastermenthe]

WAFFLE TOAST