Zoey winked, pointing double finger-guns at Sammy and his friends. "Welcome to horseword-land, buckos."

Plissa shrugged. A little red blob drifted past the window in the background. Yes, it's a crewmate. Yes, they were sus. No, they weren't the imposter. They were the brake system. Amogus crewmates are incredibly massive for their seemingly-diminutive size, you see, and so by Newton's Third Law, which states that for every action there is an equal but opposite reaction, a sufficiently-massive crewmate being ejected even at a low acceleration will result in an acceleration in the

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"HOLY CRAP, ARE YOU A LOLI?!" Zoey gasped. "I thought that wasn't scientifically possible! Dermatologists must hate you!"

this is the one time I've ever used the word loli in a story <.<

Welp.

Time to add 'er to the cover art.

After my midterms.

end me.

This is a historical chapter, as it explains the origins of Fallout Equestria in the most educational and logical way possible.

EThe Disastrous Adventures of Crew-T

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random
• Anthology

A decidedly unprofessional team of weirdos yoinked out of their comfort zone crashes through fanfic worlds and beyond, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. Link your story in the comments and see what happens!

• Crossover
• Human
• OC
• Other

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no, i am not bad at the game. trust me.

"That's better." Butter Knife buckled up the quaking fried chicken dealer in the seat beside her. "So, uh, Rainbow Dash. What's up with the whole PTSD thing? Asking because I'm pretty sure I just got dropped on my head out of a spaceship onto a moving airplane."

Rainbow Dash raised a brow. "I... don't think that's a reason to ask."