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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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  • 4 weeks
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

    12 comments · 142 views
  • 4 weeks
    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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  • 4 weeks
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

    1 comments · 66 views
  • 6 weeks
    mojang says that the latest minecraft snapshot needs a 64-bit OS to run.

    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

    1 comments · 88 views
  • 7 weeks
    also april fools shitpost got changed to something else btw

    walked into a wall or something idk. never was able to get past 800k words with the fic based on the "the bride and the ugly-ass groom" meme

    1 comments · 85 views
Apr
7th
2021

out of context line from Crew-T · 5:19pm Apr 7th, 2021

"HOLY CRAP, ARE YOU A LOLI?!" Zoey gasped. "I thought that wasn't scientifically possible! Dermatologists must hate you!"

this is the one time I've ever used the word loli in a story <.<

Comments ( 5 )

I read the entirety of Crew-T this morning, and that was one of the lines that made me laugh the hardest.

5492303
Dermatologists hate her! Learn how this 60-year-old woman still looks like a child!

5492304
Well, two scientific possibilities I can think of off the top of my head are stem cells and cosmetic surgery, so it's not a miracle.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pony-Me is the one where I'm aiming for scientific accuracy. Everything else is a flaming pile of doodoo.

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