The Disastrous Adventures of Crew-T

by TheMajorTechie

Intermission 2: explosive Scootaloo

Author's Note:

I played Fallout 1 for like two hours and died to some mutant rats. This logically makes me an expert in Fallout Equestria.

Also it's midterms week, so enjoy a second short chapter. :P

"What's this button do?" Emily pressed a button on the dashboard while Plissa piloted the spacecraft. "Haven't seen this before."

A thermonuclear bomb shaped curiously like Scootaloo proceeded to fall out of the spacecraft, landing smack-dab in the middle of Equestria.

And then a crapton more of them started raining down, because explosions are cool and this chapter is now approved by Michael Bay.

"Alrighty, ponies, GET IN YOUR TIN CANS." Twilight barked through a megaphone. "It will be somewhat safe to re-enter the now-irradiated Equestrian society in several decades' time, if not longer."

She proceeded to be completely and utterly demolished by a passing radscorpion.

Comments

[Dashie04]

I can’t tell any difference between this and FO:E.

[PhysicistBrony]

Gosh darn those Radscorpions, always sneakin up behind you just to get "completely and utterly demolished" by them.

[Samuel-Neocros]

Dunno if this can be spoofed, but here's one:

TSamneo: The Earth Pony

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Mystery

It was a regular day, until a stallion named Sam, mysteriously showed up. He has no memory of where he was from, not even knowing what a Cutie Mark is! Soon Sam must discover who he is, and defeat the coming darkness that threatens Ponyville...

• Sex
• Twilight
• Rainbow Dash
• OC

Samuel-Neocros · 46k words  ·  9  4 · 2.1k views

I'm not sure how to properly give a bad description, but I'll give it a try:
A random dude is on an asteroid and lands in Equestria right outside Twilight's Castle, Starlight shows concern for him and in the next scene the Earth pony doesn't know what a Cutie Mark is. Then some guy with a sword comes over to Twilight's castle, and the earth pony transforms into my OC and the two fight. Oh, spoiler warning, the guy was sent by the Earth Pony's ex-girlfriend.

Want a longer description?