Scratch Reviews!

by TheMajorTechie


Vinyl Scratch reviews slow internet.

Vinyl stared glumly as the unmoving percentage bar stood still.

All she wanted was to download lewd pics of her roomate a new album from Sapphire Shores.

"Vinyl?" Octavia called from outside the door, "Are you downloading lewd pics of me again?"

"Um..." Vinyl stammered, hitting the cancel button, "N-no! Definitely not!"

And so Vinyl spent the rest of her night staring at the background image of her computer: a large, heart-shaped, bass-cannon equipped ship.