George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!

God, I'm so sorry.

Keeping Christ out of Christmas since 1942

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Stories in 2nd person, Stories about feet, Stories about tickling, and stories about you tickling feet.

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Farewell everypony. :')

I type stories using my hands

A german guy doing his best to tell the tale of the Trail of a Shooting Star. If you like it, why not join the Ranger HQ group for possible sidestories? Or hunt for references?

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Megan is my inspiration and my example. Till all are one, and may the power protect you.

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

I'm pretty sure words go in here somewhere...

My body maybe on Earth but my heart is among the stars

Nuts.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I love the humans treated like animals fanfiction. My favorite characters are twilight pinkie pie applejack and fluttershy. The others are good too these are just my favorites

O.F.P.

Writer of pony adventures and other such nonsense

I have been known to put a jabroni or two through a table.

I'm kind of new to being a fanfic author, so when I submit something please be gentle

Are you a Rebel?

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

Too much to write; too little time