Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

This may or may not be (but totally is) an alt account. Here, I write porn. Enjoy!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I make dark fics, and also comdey, though not as well. Although, people do like Discord is Bored, so I guess I'm good at it. Dark is what I do better, though.

You're never properly dressed without a smile...

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

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One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I am a fan of mecha, videogames, and heavy metal music. ...Fluttershy is Best Pony. <hides under blanket>

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

Female || Teenager || English

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

-Comin' back on the rebound!- I'm the guy who specialises in Spike stories.

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I like writing.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

CAUTION: User is British, and thus may use British spellings. Expect an 'S' where you'd normally find a 'Z' and the letter 'U' in places you never thought you'd see it. You have been warned. :P

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

I'm an independent Writer

Just a normal guy who got hooked on the new My Little Pony show.