Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

Stay awhile, and listen.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

Frequent reader, less-than-infrequent writer.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

I love the MLP fandom, and I love all of you! I'm so grateful to have all my followers as we go down a rabbit hole of romance, adventure, and world-building!

Meh

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I like to write stories, and I love MLP, so I created this account in the hopes of combining the two. I am currently looking for a Beta Reader and an Editor, please message me if you are interested.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

US Navy Sailor, aka Iroh A. Boat

Such Brony. Many Fanfic. So Author Wow

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Come closer, I don't bite...unless you're into that.

I write in my spare time. Not very good at it, and I don't plan on getting better, but as long as one person likes my creation, I'm happy with it.

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Just a simple writer living in the shadows.

"You think you know me..."

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

BAD TOUCH!

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Hey im a fan of MLP FIM and im trying to get a story down so yeah.