Just kidding, I'm not leaving yet. I'm gonna write some Twilestia porn because that is the only thing I am expert at.

Zero's my name, being a bad author's my game
>quits

SO... I'm too lame to pick between the three atm.
I've been thinking, though..
Like.. I wanna try a type of story controlled mainly by readers, sort of how Woonastuck was conducted but without a full plot.
Obviously, given how much you gotta write before it can be submitted, I'd have a good intro set about.
Not sure if I should use Twilight or second person 'you' as the main character, though.

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What the hell 'm I supposed to do if my vote reached an impasse?
5 votes and the only survivors were Twilestia, the Chrysalis and Cadance origins, and Luna/NMMxYou.
I can hardly do one story at once, I'm not doing three????

Instead of pondering which story I should do, I'll abandon secrecy and put out some ideas of mine here for you guys to tell me what you want.
I should've done this in the first place.
Here's every sort of story I've been wanting to do lately:

- Luna/NMM x You [2]

- Sparity (Spike x Rarity)

- Twilestia (Twilight x Celestia) [1]

- Omniship (all of Mane Six)

- Derpydash or whatever it's called (Derpy Hooves x Rainbow Dash)

- Scootadash (older Scootaloo x Rainbow)

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Okay so I didn't know over-imagination was also an author block
here's the dealio
while I want to get off a chapter or two of the Luna fic
I also want to do god knows how many other fic ideas
just wow man
It's hard to dismiss some ideas too, so just saying things like 'go with your original idea' and whatnot..

what's with everything and updating anyways?
YouTube, now this
is it supposed to be more compact or what
seriously this kinda hurts my eyeballs
but I might get used to it???

oh look there's also an NSFW button
good addition btw if anything

I legitimately think I've lost my mojo for NSFW stories.
The many attempts I've made to clamber back up to the place I reached after All of Your Love succeeded beyond all possible hopes I had for it.. they've all failed.
If I continue to do those types of stories, I will never reach the same level I reached with AOYL.

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I guess it isn't completely shitty if it's over double likes compared to dislikes
I don't really know though
it was a crack thing I wrote on Tumblr that was purely meant to clop to
it wasn't like a porn with continuity or real meaning or anything like that
no real story and whatnot
just a party gone wrong(?)

wot did I do wrong with my life