Doing nothing with my life and so far, things are okay
Books, books, books, books, books, books, food, books, books, books...
Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace
Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here.
I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.
One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.
I worship your lord and savoirs, Sly Marbo and Mako
Hey there, Mariacheat-Brony here, Belgian Brony writer. Favorite Ponies : Vinyl Scratch & Applejack \OCTASCRATCH FOR THE WIN/
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
Dying. Funny thing, that. It never happens how you expect it.
I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...
Hello, I suck at bios but here we go! I like to type and just want to spend my free time making stories here and there, and that is about it for the moment! Maybe more later. :D
thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes
Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.
I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~
Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!
Let the child inside alive. Leave all who would slay them far behind.
Writer of pony adventures and other such nonsense