I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

I write horrible fanfics involving cute technicolor equines doing bad things.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Poni

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

I'm just a simple writer sharing his hobby with the world, hope you all enjoy.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

Male. Young adult. Brony. Favorite pony, Luna. Favorite villian, Discord.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

I feel the cold, the lonliness, rushing around me. I feel the darkness encircling, yet i do not know fear, hate or regret, i am at peace. The darkness is within, and it shall consume me.

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I usually don't drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dragon's Milk. || Soon™

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

It's five o'clock somewhere! And everywhere. All at once. Forever.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Equine fur artist and occasional writer, as seen on Deviant Art, and a constant RP player on Canterlot.com

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.

Oh wait, I can add a short bio in the account settings. I never knew.

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

This shit is so pretentious I got a fucking film school degree.