Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

A real lady killer.

Anything is better than reality

Voice actor and writer.

I sometimes write, not much really, and I am attempting to get into doing audiobooks/recording stories

There is nothing as liberating, or terrifying, as a blank page.

New to writing and looking to improve my skills. I have some stories on other platforms I think might be enjoyed by the community as well,

Editor of several Trixie writers while doing his own stories when possible. Fun Times. Tips are appreciated, but no pressure.

Yes, my profile pic on a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction site is Petey Piranha. You got a problem with that, bub?

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

A little bit crazy and a sucker for the happy ending, you just might not know what you're going to get. Read at your own sanity's risk.

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

Butts Butts BUTTS!

Aspiring writer, self-proclaimed hardcore gamer, adept of human psychology. Does not consider excessive pride for a vice.

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WHO AM I?!?

I type stories using my hands

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Not the milk.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.