Professional British bloke

"Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender." G'Kar - Babylon 5

It's on a Need-To-Know basis, and you don't need to know!

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

The Author Who Cannot Read. ((profile art by @Emma_The_Ward on Twitter))

Vibing

I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!

I... have no idea what I'm doing...

A twenty-something college student who likes to read silly stories about pastel colored horsies

S C O R N

Yo, im a dude that likes writing. Am I good at it? Idk but I like to think I'm at least decent at it. Been a brony for years and still am.

Laeol, nakta! -Lunar Guard Battlecry

I have a whole new found respect for authors after attempting to write my own stories. Seriously, Christ!

https://boosty.to/kyemokoma and https://www.buymeacoffee.com/KAClifford Open for commissions!

For Equestria!

A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill – the perfect gift for a dad!

We Always Be Wondercolts Forever. (Big Fluttershy, Rainbow, Sunset and Luna fan).

Tired. Sometimes irked. Rarely mad. But always trying to smile. [What does a man need to do to get a cappuccino around here?]

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Shipping girls since 2009!

Put the words in the bag and nopony gets hurt

I have a Ko-fi page! ko-fi.com/swordtuneonline | Pronouns: he/him

writing stories to improve my creative writing

Hi! My name is Bitty Bug. I like entomology and making friends. Nice to meet you!

If I eat myself, will I disappear or grow twice my size? - Ouroboros

Greetings! I am someone who exists on this website. I have been here for at least a year. I probably should catch up with my writing. I also have a discord server.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Will work on later

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I like violence, heavy metal and talking multicolored ponies

Writing for the fun of it.

I snark as a function of talking.

Back in the Saddle. New Updating Coming right to your face. Not currently Open for Commissions. Feel free to DM me about anything else!

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I write horse words to get all these ideas out of my head. There are too many living rent free! I write for myself, publish for everyone, and to show that I exist/existed.

DA: https://www.deviantart.com/emeraldblast63

Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch

“I don’t just live for speed, I thrive for it.” - Swift Comet.

Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

Retired author, husband and father.

A writer who enjoys putting a smile on peoples faces. If a story makes you smile, I've done my job. :)

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

Ponies are good.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Just another forest girl writing stories.

Hi I exist I guess. I'm writing a pretty serious non-mlp story, and felt like writing some stuff on the side as a refresher.