This and That and a big striped cat.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Prettier than any plebian pony!

I will catch Spider-Man with ghosts while my son jumps out of a window.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Tender is the night for a broken heart, who will dry your eyes when it falls apart?

Average. Follower. Commenter. Reader. Reviewer.

Is best tree

Unicorn Developer

[shitposting loudly]

Too much to write; too little time

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

space is a waste

Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

The barbarians are no longer at the gates, they're in the walls. Our only hope is the resurgence of strong men and strong arms to save the American hegemony and our way of life.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.

Kiss me, my account is 10!

i have cancer

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

The other authors make it look so easy

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

irresistible

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Earth Pony Twilight?

i think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down

It runs on the hopes and dreams of orphans. It goes fast.