Princess Luna was minding her own business when suddenly Predator attacks and she has to fight him off because that's what princesses do.

Everyone goes a little insane sometimes, but at the same time, a lot of insane goes sometimes a little of everyone. Rainbow Dash remembers when she went insane, and gibberish the words completely sense no made.

It seems a dreadful plague has swept across the enchanted land of Equestria, a plague of sheer darkness, and leafy green-ness. A dark, leafy green plague. And only one combined singer, actor, and comedian can stop it. Adam Sandler.

Update: Revised for grammar!
Also: Kindly preread (though not edited) by Steampunkwatchman

Why pass the time doing something productive like studying or building homes for the impoverished when you can hit your sibling with food?

Daring Do does daring do dare dare do dare do do do daring do daringly. Capiche?

After changing their legal status from three individual ponies to one alicorn princess, the Cutie Mark Crusaders take it upon themselves to oversee the Rainbow Falls Trade Exchange, but quickly go mad with power and nonsense.

Rainbow decides that it's high time she did something great for herself, and Twilight is behind her every step of the way. Sadly, lack of education stops Dash dead in her tracks. She'll need to pass the most important test in the world to prove she has what it takes to fulfill her dreams.

A few years after the events of Twilight Time, the Cutie Mark Crusaders found their special talents and put them to use by drumming up business for themselves. But what happens when somepony takes advantage of them and decides to use their skills for a sinister purpose?