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SwiperTheFox
This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.
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Yay porn in book form
disappointing porn but still porn
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yesyesyesyes
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Ok... look, it's optional, but you see this, [img]javascript:Indent(document.getElementById(%20'chapter_editor'%20));[/img] If not, it's a button on the edit format. You push it, and it will make your paragraphs indented. It gives the story a much nicer feel, and makes it easier for the reader to visually remember where they are in the story. Also, include the chapter name at the top. You highlight it and insert this, [img]javascript:Center(document.getElementById(%20'chapter_editor'%20));[/img] If you can't see them, then oh well. Experiment with these elements to create a much better form of written writing. They're small, but good things.
What. The. Foctrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo. Is. This.
Oh, dear. I think I may suffocate
Wow. came in expecting... something else entirely. Still 
Can't tell if troll
I dont know how to feel to thise.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/love/lust.gif
oh well back to spiral knights
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I've seen fics like that, but I prefer it this way.
Thanks for reading, anyways.
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LOL, this should have a comedy tag:P
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I would do that, but I want the story flow to be a surprise (or at least kind of a surprise).
And I'm very happy that you enjoy it!
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I believe the word you're searching for is 'gentlecolt.'
And yet...
Overall, a petty good fic.
Poor Big Mac.
I like it. Good mix of pleasure and laughter.
Silly Swiper, getting the concept of "height" confuzzled between quadrupedal and bipedal animals. Extrapolating from miniature horses and the various other creatures to appear in Equestria (D&D griffons, minotaurs, and such) I can confidently say that Pinkie Pie's about the size of a great dane, weighs upwards of 250 lbs. and wants to be your best friend ever.
Be very afraid.
But, fun enough. Not sure why, but I liked the other one more. Maybe because it's more aggressive with its humor. Or tiny-dick jokes just aren't funny to guys.
you wanted it, tried it really hard, and finally made it, and I congratulate you for that
good job
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Bwahahaha! Poor Mac.
Apparently ponies and gorillas are related in some way.
Although that does handily explain how everyone (everypony, if we're feeling equifascist!) looks in the show. Now we just have to figure out where all the docks have gone.
I wonder how long it'll be 'til the fanart.
1474206 Yeah, using D&D measures for comparison seems like a bad idea. I mean, their dragons don't even have proper breath weapons. Or alternatively, gryphons don't seem to have a wingspan greater then three times their maximum nose to tail length.
Foxtrot- F Uniform- U Charlie- C Kilo- K F-U-C-K
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Here is a reference for scaling "Ponies" to humans. (picture made by NaturalGlitch, original credit goes to him)
"Pony" bodies are proportioned differently from real pony bodies, notably in how the head and neck are held vertically over the body much like a human's, whereas a real pony's head is held out horizontally. This means the normal method of comparatively measuring the height of a pony (and through observed physical relationships, generalizations of their other traits such as mass and body length), which is to measure from the ground up to the "withers," can't be smoothly translated over to "Ponies." In real ponies, the location of the withers is about 80% of their normal height, but with "Ponies" only a little over 52% of their total height. A pony that was ~102 cm tall at the head (3 ft 4 in, 10 hands) would be ~81 cm tall at the withers (2 ft 8 in, 8 hands), but a "Pony" that was just as tall at the head would only be ~53 cm tall at the withers (1 ft 9 in, 5.25 hands).
In a real pony, the body length should be between one-and-a-half to over twice the height of the withers, so the above example would be somewhere around ~122 cm to ~163 cm long (4 ft to 5 ft 4 in, 12 hands to 16 hands); in contrast, the average "Pony" is about one-and-a-fourth times longer than they are tall at the withers (about two-and-a-half times if one counted the protruding tail— which I am not, given the fact that the tail of a pony doesn't contain a significant part of the body's mass and is thus inconsequential), so the above example would be somewhere around ~67 cm long (2 ft 2 in, 6.6 hands), about 41% to 55% the length of the real pony example.
Furthermore, since the main body (up to the withers and below the neck) makes up only ~52% of their total height, the mass distribution is also different. Whereas a 152 cm (5 ft, 15 hands) tall horse might be ~460 kg (1014 lbs), 80% of its total body height is below its neck. As mentioned above, the main body height of a "Pony" is just over 65% as much as that of a real pony, and the body length is an average of 48% as much; this means that a "Pony" will have significantly less mass than a real pony even if they have the same height. Going off of the 460 kg example, given the estimated size of average Ponies as demonstrated above, and using square-cube law to approximate the mass of a real pony, I can thus estimate the mass of "Ponies." As stated above, a real pony of ~102 cm at the head would be ~81 cm at the withers and would have a ~143 cm long body (average), and thus should be around ~130 kg (287 lbs). However, a "Pony" is structurally different in that the main body is shorter and smaller, so a "Pony" of ~102 cm at the head would be ~53 cm at the withers and would have a ~67 cm long body, and thus should be around ~30 kg to ~40 kg (66 lbs to 88 lbs), about the mass of a mature male Labrador Retriever.
TL;DR—Conclusion:
When they say "My Little Pony," they really mean "little!"
Most "Ponies" would only reach up to the waist of the average human with their head raised, and even Celestia herself is of average human height when standing fully upright (and this is including her horn)! In height classification, they are less like "ponies" and more like "miniature horses/ponies," with only Big Mac, Luna, and Celestia being of proper pony height at all, the first two being small for ponies, and all three of them still not as large in body mass as real ponies. The rest of the "Ponies" are more akin to dogs in size when compared to the average adult human. In terms of mass, most of them would only be half as heavy as the average human, with larger examples like Big Mac and Luna being average adult human range, ~60 kg to ~80 kg (130 lbs to 180 lbs), and Celestia herself should probably be somewhere over ~100 kg (220+ lbs), the mass of a mature male Bighorn sheep... if only because she likes to eat so much cake (LOL).
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lol and giggle fits
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da fuq just happened
1480179 damn that was strangely informative o.0 the more you know xD
>w< damn swiper the first female human in equestria with a relationship with a stallion and you make fun of it with little dick jokes Dx how could you!! xD
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>w< damn swiper the first female human in equestria with a relationship with a stallion
*Ahem* (I already wrote about a stallion in love with a human way back in May!)
Anyways, well, thanks for reading this story-- and I'm happy that you liked it.
Well that was amusing, just like the last two
Funny enough, I've always had an amusing headcanon that Big Mac would be...lacking in that department for some reason...no idea why but its hilarious to see a story use that idea, even to a certain extent 
Great job man, loved it!
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Small compared to a human AND short-fused on top of that? Poor Mac has just possibly the worst luck of the world when it comes to soulmates.
My first thought from looking at the cover art: Deal with it.
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the size of an adult labrador retriever can be quite enough 
Out of curiosity: What's the focus sex wise in this fic?
Is it all about the dick, or does it actually go both ways?
"Your Fun, I Like You."
That was very creative, and very well put together in terms of how the event played out.
Sincerely,
-Ya Boi Satan