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Rainbow Dash doesn't like ponies touching her hooves.

What other things does she not like? Read to find out!

Published on Equestria Daily October 18, 2012.

Chapters (7)
Comments ( 120 )

Oonklas?
Oh, Present, you so silly.
Goddammit, why don't I have the balls to write a completely ridiculous fic?

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In the words of Johnniepear, you just hafta stop givin' two shits. :V Sheeit.

GLORIOUS!

Dat ending.

You are the best person to have ever lived.

Dash doesn't like it when Pinkie not giving her makeouts

Bath Salts

No, Twilight! No! Those can cause dementia, kidney failure, hallucinations-

From out of the foamy depths a head emerged. Multicolored hair lay plastered to the face of a sky blue pony wearing goggles and a snorkel.

It's too late ...
:fluttershysad:

I don't understand...

Is it a reference to FLCL? How they used the word "furi-kuri" to replace more intimate words?

Heck if I know. This whole story is strange.

EDIT: Never mind. Found the source. *Facepalm*

:rainbowlaugh: wonderful. Thank you very much for that.

Poor TT! He's been fan-modded into a completely different pony! :rainbowlaugh:

This is

The best fic

Present thank you for this

PRESENT

OMFG

Mare do well? don't you mean that newspaper episode?

Has Twilight been listening to too much Sim Gretina?

Sooooo, Sim:pinkiehappy:
Isn't that just a pleasant surprise:twilightsmile:

> The joke in part 2 is based off the song Magic by Sim Gretina.

Oh. Well then.

Oh Celestia.
Rainbow Dash has been hanging out with Pinkie Pie for far too long.
Also:

But, Rainbow Dash, pony should pony pony!

And, damn, your story is so awesome it's driving me to posting YouTube videos every chapter!

Rainbow Dash is best pony.
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And this story is awesome! :rainbowlaugh:
But, the hooves line wasn't from Mare-Do-Well, it was from Ponyville Confidential.

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You are the best commenter what left a comment on my story! :D

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this troo

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Oh, wait, shit, you're right. D: Changing!

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Best brony song 2012.

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Why would I want to fix it? :V

1419550 Seriously, the lulz in this story surpassed much of the things i've read here, excluding anything by Theonly or me.:rainbowwild:

1419550 Ignore what I said. :facehoof: At the time, it didn't make sense to me, but then I read the rest of the story. Now it makes perfect sense. And now the line is also leaving me laughing hysterically, so, please, keep it..

What was this story, I don't even.

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huzzah :V

Yeah, most people don't realize that I know what I'm doing and everything will generally be explained by the end of a fic. ;)

The fuck was this.

Seriously. I'm all for random humor, but I didn't so much as crack a smile from this. This has one joke and it beats it into the ground.

Sorry, PP. This one's not for me.

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No worries, it's precisely what I wanted it to be. :B

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hurrdurp, late response SHOULD I TAKE THAT AS A MOON

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OBVIOUSLY IT IS OPPOSITE DAY AND YOU MEAN EVERYONE ELSE IS AWESOME

WAIT THEN THAT IS A MOON :(

It got EQD'd'd'd'd:rainbowderp:
>Rainbow doesn't like when EQD

That was probably one of the dumbest things I've read

...And it was hilarious. Congrats on EqD!

I don't even

this story distresses me because no sense

suddenly, clop

I don't know why I favorited this.

I don't know what I just read.

I don't know where I am.

PP what have you done.

1417944 :rainbowdetermined2:don't like it when he is bebst person

Bail. FUCKING BAIL.:twilightoops:

My dear sir, my answer has been, and will be, always...

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