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Now I'm really curious about the effects of drug tolerance given there's no lethal dosage.
Oh my gosh this is amazing.
most likely Twilights snorted so much cocaine, that she's gained a pure immunity, or comedy for the sake of comedy
Ok. This made me laugh hard. What an awesome and fun as buck idea. You did and amazing job and they are very in character. Really fun job.
So... does this count as part of the RariTwi bomb?I swear that line wasn't in the description when I first looked.
Delightful stuff, especially Fluttershy's ability to commune with Discord. And the machine elves. And Double Diamond being a coke dealer makes the perfect kind of mad sense. Thank you for a wonderful, almost literal crackfic.
As for the venom not working, remember: Princess Snowflame feels no pain!
That's all good and well, sure, but it doesn't do anything to explain why there are fucking iguanas on the coffee table.
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Ok I lost it watching that, that was glorious. Now I need to read the story. That was just amazing.
That ending is pure gold
How the fuck does this monstrosity only have one bath.
Oh fuck my stomach hurts now.
When's Rarity gonna join her.
Dafuq?
One metric fuck tonne
So that's why she's so white she's not a marshmallow she's a cokehead.
*Shudders* you mean she's not already?
.....ok then
You don't actually have say if you're a cop until you're arresting them. Also love the Breaking Bad reference.
Oh...........Well shit.
I didn't know I needed this story.
Was I supposed to feel slightly mentally raped?
Because I do. Just a bit. In a good way though, as weird as that may seem.
Upvoted for the summary alone.
Freaking hilarious.
Pinkie Pie on cocaine, oh dear God what have you done? This is very amusing while stoned
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The last (and only) time Pinkie did cocaine, she spent four seasons as a clown for a heavy metal band before the drugs wore off.
*walks in.*
*looks around.*
*walk right back out*
"Not even going to ask."
Clearly this is the problem.
She needed to curve the lines so they twirled.
My only disappointment was there wasn't any proper Snowflame references. 9/10!
How many toads did you lick to make this fic?
This all makes too much sense for something so ridiculous.
So you claim that you wrote this without drugs, but the premise of the fic is that nobody can be crazy without being on drugs. >_>;
Heretic
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The reference in your comment made the story experience even better.
This was a riot.
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Pinkie's crazy without being on drugs, though.
love fluttershy being a naturalist drug user, her conspicuous residency next to a magical-pharmacological wonder filled forest makes perfect sense, as does her other friend tree-hugger or w/e her name was from that one episode (you all know the pony!)
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You must be stopped.
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You cannot stop me.
My reach is unknowable.
"Ju wan' some cocaine mang?"
-Twilight Sparkle
As a fellow nerd who does large amounts of drugs, I’m very much looking forward to reading this. Also I don’t think I’ve ever seen a story rated M solely for drug use.
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Okay having read this, a few observations:
I dunno why this needs to be rated mature. It’s not like teens don’t know drugs exist.
In general, I feel like cocaine isn’t worth it for how much it costs, but I won’t turn it down if it’s free.
Fun story: I don’t like smoke in my lungs, so when my friends offered me DMT, they put it in a water bong thinking it would be less harsh. Unfortunately the moment the smoke hit my throat, I coughed violently, flooding the entire bong, wasting $40 of DMT.
Also, you got right the part of meth making you horny (pun unintended.). The last time I had too many of my ADHD pills (about five times the daily dose in one night) I procrasturbated for seventeen hours straight. Not good.
Thank you for writing this; I enjoyed it very much.
Is this concept and title based on the best DC villain of all time?
Snowflame, "Cocaine is my god!" With superpowers fueled by coke.
So... which one of the cocaine fueled supervillain who harasses a comic book reviewer for apparently funzies?
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I miss the fan webcomic that expanded on Snowflame.
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Bad.
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What is good without bad
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Better
Oh, keep going Crissy, keep going. You'll definitely make her immune to literally everything short of swimming in lava. Then she'll proceed on her own and get immunity even to that just for the collection of shit she immune to. Not even hard thing to do considering her ability to turn in a fire elemental.
Good thing Twi were high on chemicles, though. She'd read her like an open book.
That really does explain a lot. Like the singing. And there's no way Spike isn't on something the way he's always happy in the mornings.
I've reviewed your story here!
Fuckin' hilarious.
Perhaps the best "Ponies on a lot of drugs" story I have read.
"a lot of them are still sort of around in an undeathy sort of way and if you meet them you better know if it’s Bloodhorn the Undying or Wraithwalker Johnson before you talk to them on your ouija board!”
“Twilight. You’re rambling. About ghosts.”
Isn't being around as a ghost rather solidly death-y? After all, we are assured at some length that Jacob Marley is as dead as dead can be. (Now, if they were around as vampires, or liches, or ghouls...)
I theorize Starlight is perfectly aware that you can't poison an Alicorn with anything that won't probably eat through the container before setting the crystal floor on fire, but she continues to pretend to go along with Chrysalis' assassination plans as long as Chryssie continues to pay her in weird shape-shifting sex.
Goddamn machine elves...where's my flyswat!
So, a crack-fic.
This entire fic was a beautiful train wreck