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This story is a sequel to A Most Irregular Tea Party
Now that Twilight is in complete and utter love with Princess Celestia, there's nothing better to do than bring her new marefriend to Ponyville to show off to all her friends. There's no way this can go horribly wrong!
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This will get featured, mark my words. Calling it right now.
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The prequel was! :V
Oh god dammit
Is good day.
This Celestia has zero tact.
Okay, so, I understand why Rainbow Dash is weeping. But why are Rarity and Fluttershy so depressed by this?
Oh ghjod, yes!
Two LOL moments by the third paragraph is a good sign, and it just got better from there!
The notification squad reporting in
this is really starting to remind me about this one celestia fic where she kills and rapes everyone usually in that order
as the author would say;
:v
Do I really want to read this?
Kinda.
Fluttershy: Um...I kinda don't like this story. So um...uh...that's not why I won't come out.
Sorry about that, but Celestia and Twilight are just way too ignorant and OOC in this story.
Making half of the Main 6 (Rainbow, Rarity, and Fluttershy) and Spike cry without realizing what they'd done 
, along with getting upset over iced tea 
(and some personal pet peeves) just ultimately Destroyed this story for me. 
If Celestia and Twilight realized what they'd done and said that they were sorry, then maybe I could've let this one off the hook. But sadly, that's not the case.
PresentPerfect, I hope you've found this comment informative. And Good Luck.
7527518 tbh this is basically what you and I write but 3000 words longer.
7527608 Celestia's Relaxing Vacation?
7527663 derpicdn.net/img/2014/4/26/610228/medium.jpg
Highlight of the story right there, and given how many jokes there are and how many hit, that's saying something. Then again, it's a weird case where it would be a lot less funny in a word-for-word identical story written by someone who I didn't know hates "Bats!".
How terrible to adulterate tea that way. I never would have accused Applejack of all ponies of adultery.
(Maybe Luna...)
Well, this took a hilarious and unexpected turn!
I wonder what Fluttershy was crying about...
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Rarity just got handed a huge bill for boutique-related things.
For Fluttershy, it was Tuesday. :B
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I have indeed. :D
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Applejack may be a backwards hick, but she can learn things! :V
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See above.
Somehow this was the point where my resolve not to laugh out loud crumbled.
Huh. I'm in an awkward state right now. See, up until that last scene, I had my brain in the "insane quasi-trollfic" gear, but apparently I was supposed to be taking that at least somewhat seriously... which given what Twilight and Celestia get up to when in love, I really don't want to.
If nothing else, you have me excited for the sequel. Though Luna should really get Cadence in on this. Surely the Princess of Love knows best how to disrupt it. And it shouldn't be hard to convince her to do so; just have her spend five minutes with those two.
7527748 Actually, I've been visiting this site since October 17th of 2015.
Though, since I've signed up on May 8th this year, I can understand why. I just really wanted to clarify that.
Nice picture by the way.
What the everloving fuck, PP?
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This is the truest baring of my deepest soul.
You are the worst PP.
I still laughed
7528462 Your soul must have very high property values. How much for a vacation home there?
*Sips iced tea*
Over-dramatic princesses.
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Not as entertaining as the first one, but still good. This didn't have the advantage of appearing to start off normal, though.
And I helped :) Good job, PP
7527539 She is NOT Celestia. She is Trollestia.
The whole bit with AJ pretty much shows that this is in a Friendship is Witchcraft style Equestria.
Mi Amore Cadenza…isn't it?
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That's how I got here, 1 Sep 2016.
Sugar........syrup.....for sweet tea........Heresy!
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I don't care enough about Cadence to verify. :V
Great, now I need to read a sequel to this where Ponyville Rises Again.
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Given enough time
and beer, you shall!7531171 orig07.deviantart.net/b32f/f/2012/092/5/2/american_civil_war_ponies_by_colorcopycenter-d4uphfg.png
Heh. Is this supposed to be a fic so bad that it's funny? Because it is.
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At least, that's how I'm taking it. 
Well, yes. But this fic is supposed to be that way. It's so bad, it's funny!
7527738 sssh now everyone knows about it
It's a thing of beauty, Present.
Never stop writing this series.
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I'll have to stop eventually, there's only so far the ridiculousness can go. :B
Ehhh did not really care for this one. The first was hilariously absurd, stupid, but hilarious and went just the right 'to far' this one.... just felt way to damn mean spirited and vicious to be funny, and the whole southern stereotype thing was just
. Just.... did not like it at all.
Granted the 'The Princess is coming" bit was freaking hilarious. Rest.. not so much.
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Oh, just wait for the threequel! :D
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Fluttershy can sense when she's in a horribly OOC fanfic.
Funny, but I've always thought of Applejack as more of a Jacobite.
"She wasn't worried, though. Later, she could tell him how, now that she and Celestia were together, sending letters to her would be so much easier. Really, she was doing him a favor! Granted, she hadn't been sending friendship reports for a couple of years now, so Spike was generally redundant these days, but it would probably make him feel better about his pointless existence."
"The new Princess Twilight Crystal Castle Playset (tm), from Hasbro! Now with free Butt Monkey included!"
Nothing wrong with ice tea, as long as it isn't that nauseously sweet version.
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Alas poor Fluttershy, she didn't go with the flow and embrace the insanity!
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She gets enough OOC action as it is in the actual show.
7606994 I can't wait!
I had to skim Rarity, and outright skip Rainbow, but otherwise, this was just as awesome as the first
I shall await a sequel.
7751926 luna nukes equestria "all done! every things back to normal."
fallout equestria begins
what the hay did I just read ?
As a fan of iisaw I condemn you both