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Equimorto


"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

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It was a quiet, peaceful evening, no clouds in the sky and a beautiful Moon shining down on the city. Having some free time, Twilight had decided to pay Rarity a visit. Spend some time with her, chat for a while, maybe ask about the book she'd lent her. Those were her plans for the early night, a fairly standard routine for her.

Finding the unicorn drunk in her kitchen had not been part of her plans. Neither had been everything that happened after that, for that matter.

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Um.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I have no idea what I just read but I think I need an adult.

:facehoof: Spike your God needs you....
:moustache: really?
:twilightangry2: pound some sense into her
:moustache: what?
:twilightangry2: Just F her! You know how do THAT don't you?
:moustache: on it!
:raritycry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Spikey!
:moustache: You're different without a Snickers bar
:twilightoops:

Was that some blind guardian tossed in that mumbling?

9746623
It seems like she's singing the lyrics to Born in Mourning Hall, only slurred out. It does sound like it when you try to read her mumbling out loud.

9746290
I agree wholeheartedly

... Did Rarity just drink herself into a state of meta-awareness to critique your work even as you wrote her, or was she just white mare wasted?

Or both. Both is an option.

Short and amusing.

Nothing worse than a mean drunk that waxes philosophical.

I should know.

Eh, we've all been that drunk. I ended up three states away afterwords though.

9746290
this^
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And if E621 is any judge, yes Twilight can do that.
There are a few things you want to unsee. But you can't.

...as it was written in the Book of Cyril :eeyup:

I like the sudden proposition she gives twilight. I headcanon Rarity as heteroflexible.

9836078
What pony porn is on E621 that isn’t already on Derpibooru?

9764368
Story time?

10719084
I will only say I ended three states away. My car ended up four states away. In the opposite direction. Before cell phones.

10719084
Don't know. The only time I've gone to Derpibooru is when I follow a link from another website.

10719478
Maybe you tried hitching a ride with aliens or something.

10719707
Who knows? I was blackout drunk.

10719478
Oh man, that’s quite a night you don’t remember!

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