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"You think you know me..."


Death learns that Princess Celestia and Princess Luna will be retiring after nearly a thousand years as rulers of Equestria and he couldn't be more happy about it.

A bit of a spoilers based on the Trailer shown recently. A simple one shot that I was inspired to make because of it. - Rated Pontstar.

Pre-Read and Edited by B_25

Chapters (2)
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The now named “Larry” turned to Dash. “Twelve years, ten months, sixteen days, and seven hours from right now. By a stroke.”

Holy shit

Well, this seems interesting.

Well crap, that plan of Celestia and Luna’s went pear shaped fast. Now I wonder how this Reaper will talk his way out of this?

OK, I like Larry. I wouldn’t mind going with him when it’s time to go, could be worse. :rainbowlaugh:

Mick Jagger isn't the Rolling Stone known for his inability to die - it's Keith Richards. :D

Thank you for the laughter!

This is hilarious! It's funny that the Grim Reaper has a name besides "Death" , especially one like "Larry." I can't wait to see what happens next.

Rainbow Dash couldn’t help but snicker. “Larry? Really?”

The now named “Larry” turned to Dash. “Twelve years, ten months, sixteen days, and seven hours from right now. By a stroke.”

Dash raised her eyebrow before her eyes widened at what that meant and soon shut up.

Sheesh, I don't know if finding out when and how you die is interesting or scary. Make the most of the time you have remaining Rainbow.

Lol is it wrong that when I read the cover I imagined the disc world death

You know... I can think of worse fate's for Spencer... At least in hell he'll have an actual job

I really hope Larry would receive his promotion, and Luna and Celestia would try to enjoy their lives like 2 centuries as the limit. XD
That would be so funny about the way they could die. Like, Celestia dying after eating 3 thousand pounds of cake.
And Luna died after playing 408 hours of videogame without rest.

Oh man, I so want to see a sequel to this; it’s too funny and good.

You know, now I kind of want to see either a chapter or a fic with Death v. Fausticorn in a courtroom arguing over Celestia and Luna on whether they were allowed to die or not.


Comment posted by darkfire95 deleted Apr 21st, 2019

Nayru announces engagement to Arceus.

I demand fanart.

Make it a full Ace Attorney-style courtroom drama and I’ll be your new best friend.

Comment posted by King_Kratos deleted Mar 27th, 2019

Oh my God me and my friend made My Little Pony roleplay just like this all about the Grim Reapers and how there's multiple ones and they could go to any universe. And all grim reapers work for fate / destiny who is an evil dictator and doesn't want the next princess of death to rule her kingdom of the spirit world.

For before them was none other than Fausticorn. The God of Equus.

HI FAUST! :pinkiehappy:

Are you suggesting that there's any other way to have it? It'll be done the Wright way or it won't be done at all.

This is gold.


Unless somebody manages to finally get Keith Richards. Lord knows we all got a betting pool on when he croaks.”

couldn't resist that joke eh?

“ And no, challenging me to a game of chess or any other activity will not work.”

I get that reference. Now I feel old :/

Moar plz. This is too good to be left for dead!

This looks like it's gonna be a barrel of fun. :rainbowlaugh: Can't wait to see where it goes from here!

No bones about it...

I'll let myself out. :trollestia:

“Reaper Number 793714! You have some explaining to do!” The goddess shouted, her voice rumbling the entire mountainside.
“Well, crap.” Larry sighed and scratched his head.

Well Larry you made Faust mad and i mean it plus I get a feeling that Larry will die

Eh..... the Retirement is obviously a fake :P

The now named “Larry” turned to Dash. “Twelve years, ten months, sixteen days, and seven hours from right now. By a stroke.”

Savage!!!! Lol, he knows how to deal with this kinda crap

Reaper got Fist..errr... Fausted!

“ And no, challenging me to a game of chess or any other activity will not work. We’re not allowed to do that since Magic the Gathering became popular and we went waaaay behind on our daily universal quota.”


Pewdiepie is still the number one youtuber in every world for some reason

... avenge the fallen ...

“Well, your liver was pretty much beating the crap out of you. I’d say being a floating soul is a step up,”

Rick Sanchez levels of jaded wit. Well-played :rainbowlaugh:

9531468 That is a Venture Bros reference and I love it.

9533328 I know the source, as well, but only from the Animaniacs parody...

To quote one of Mr Larry's colleagues.

7:59 mark. And the reason why he's in that situation, he's filling in for his world's Santa Claus.

God damn amazing is what it is! Lol I am so loving this! Oh I would love for pinkie to be friends with death! Haha

My sincerest apologies for not getting around to this sooner with school, writing, life and all. But I must say that not only do I find this amusing and speaks to my dark sense of humor, but I'm intrigued to see where this goes. So here, have a thumbs up!

Nice. Claps all around.
Now the only mystery is what Dash is clopping to that is so horrifying.

Derpy... is the devil. First Flanders and now her. I guess it really is the one you least expect. Hilarious story!

... Alright then. Sure, why not? Makes about as much sense as anything else.

sorry but I kind of like princess Luna but Derpy as the devil well somebody send this to littleshyfim

No they took the wrong Princess! We need more Luna love!

Also a drunk Celestia not giving a fuck for her sister that’s even worse than death

She began to take in deep breaths as everypony looked at her. All was quiet for a few minutes until Fausticorn narrowed her eyes and turned to Larry. “Okay, you can take Luna, but Celestia says. Reasonable compromise?” Faust asked.

You mean stay?

Man, you are behind in the Path stories. No March update. Has real life been that hard?

Funny and good read, shame that Luna was killed; her point about finally having a vacation with her sister and getting Laid while on holiday was quite valid I think.

The editor just has his baby boy not to long ago and his computer needed fixing. That and my new job. But an Path of the Tyrant is coming.

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