After a wrestling move gone wrong, Rainbow Dash is now dead.
Because you killed her.
You're pretty sure you're going to hell.
Happy April Fool's Day!
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Majin Syeekoh
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The Internet is dead to me today. :[
7085750
Well, it's better than most 2nd person stories I've seen.
Finally, something actually good!
(<-- is ded)
"You know, the one that guy did to that Cena guy." My sides.
syeekoh why
I giggled at "mentally shit yourself"
....wut iz dis even?
7085793 Because raisins.
7085855
but raisins are disgusting
>:c
7085867 YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH RAISINS ARE AMAZING
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7085910
I, too, vote for raisins.
Well, that was a thing that happened.
I can't decide if you'll be happier with an upvote or a downvote.
7086684 Whatever floats your boat, honestly.
Wow, just...wow. That was one of the most morbid fanfics I have ever read.
Don't get me wrong, I, more or less, enjoyed reading it, mostly out of morbid curiosity, but I honestly thought Dash would spring up and say, "April Fools!" and the reader would get seriously pissed and chase her down.
All in all, good job
7086715 Thank you.
It's nice to know that you appreciated the work put into the story.
7085874
Eating a raisin is like having cancer without the sympathy.
7086736 RAISINS ARE GOD'S GIFT TO YOUR MOUTH AND YOU BETTER FUCKING RESPECT THAT
7086713
Oh, hell, I'll upvote.
It's not like I didn't know what I was getting into.
7086769 Yeah, I was pretty upfront about it.
7086791
For better or worse, your stories usually deliver exactly what they promise.
Although I was expecting for there to be a dead RD on top of the protagonist for a significant portion of the fic.
You turned my opinion of 2nd Person Stories around.
I have the weirdest boner right now.
7086805 Yeah, I had actually considered that at one point. This felt more organic, though.
And yeah, I like to let readers know what they're getting into before they sign up. Because sometimes I'm asking them to strain their suspension of disbelief pretty hard.
7086818 I aim to please.
But anon didn't get caught. Therefore, I think they did turn out as the person Mr. Rogers thought they could be. As far as Mr. Rogers knows.
7087064 That sounds suspiciously like troll logic.
7087069
Gasp!
How dare you use that word in referral to me?
Logic
What a dirty word.
Joking aside. I thought this was a pretty interesting read. Very much a psychological thriller. It reads like a dark comedy.
What's the big deal? Everyone knows Rainbow Dash is worst pone.
7087466 This is a pretty strong argument for this fic
7085874
7086740
YEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! :bulkflexing:
7087466 quickmeme.com/img/64/6494d9a65195279d35717e6d97375037c34660e076011dc05bcc67011a212df0.jpg
You monster.
whoooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa. whoa
Reading this in the voice of the narrator from "A Christmas Story" made it a lot funnier for me. It's already funny on its own though. We need more stories like this.
Well clearly Cena is at fault for this.
I wish I knew what that comment said.
I upvoted comments downvoted by people who are probably gibbering Rainbow Dash fans just to piss them off.
"Whuh - Hey! Lemme outta here!"
"What?! Rainbow Dash?! I thought you were dead!"
"I wasn't dead, you idiot! You knocked me out! Nice move, by the way."
"But - but your neck snapped! It twisted like-"
"Ponies have rubber bones, you butthead! How do you think Pinkie survives all the shit SHE pulls off?"
"That... Actually makes a lot of sense."
"Wanna grab a hayburger?"
"You're paying."
"Hey!"
Was…was this what I think it was? A good 2nd-person story?? I believe so. Mind = Blown.
However, I expected more actual decomposing. I am slightly disappoint.
But wait. Rainbow Dash was killed by a wrestling move.
And wrestling is fake.
Which means she faked her own death.
She pretended to have her neck broken.
There are 54 vertebrae in a horse's spine.
5+4=9
If we divide the 1,521 words in this story by 9, we get 169.
1+6+9=16
There are 12 letters in Majin Syeekoh.
16-12=4
Rainbow Dash is two words.
4-2=2
Rainbow Dash is also cool like Neo from The Matrix.
'Neo' is an anagram for 'One'.
2+1=3
There are 3 sides to a triangle.
Illuminati confirmed.
7093525
And, if you take the 1 in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, cut it in half and place it to the left on each of the zeros you get 666... and something like 2000 minus 333 years ago the words that came out of someone's mouth when naming the beast of prophecy sounded just like Barrack Hussein Obama...among the other ooga boogas in the me likey code monkey cave man speak. Which, totally confirms sound conspiracies like yours are connected to the highest publicly acknowledged government office. . .
Obligatory "Goddammit, Syeekoh." Is obligatory.
That was funny. Death by WWE.
Quite entertaining but way too short!
7091809
Would make for a great alternate twist ending, yes.
Where's the comedy tag, this was hilarious. :D
8761112
I didn't want to give the wrong impression of the content.
Any humor found in this is a reflection of the reader.
8761153
It sure is. :V