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Flammenwerfer


This is fiction. But it is based...

T

Twilight invites Ryan over to the Library for a standard 'read and chill' session that the two have with some regularity. This time, Twilight, has other plans; plans that she hopes will have a much more raunchy end to them.

It goes about as well as one would expect.



A short, simplistic oneshot.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 39 )

Okay, that was both hilarious and adorable.

That was a delightfully sweet and well balanced moment between friends that might eventually become more. :twilightsmile:

Control + F, type in 'fount'.

I like this, and if Twilight was an alicorn in this, I feel like she would have done that bird courtship dance thing in his face.

I enjoyed this. Very nice:twilightsmile:

This is gud. Pinkie is satisfied. :pinkiesmile:

Now, if only this actually happened in real life...:ajsleepy:

This was funny and cute and.. hmm I kind of want a sequel, in which book horse and ryan "Netflix And Chill" but with books.... I mean you already did that.. and it was clever but I mean as in... I am talking about the sexes, I want them to do the intercourse.

This is marked as "Complete", and tagged with "Sex". Yet I saw no sex. Where's the clop?

6457240 clop in a Rated T story? I enjoy not being banned lol. The tag is there for innuendo.

I think Twilight's first mistake here was taking Rarity's advice, of all ponies. :ajbemused:

but the sheer size of Ryan’s willpower and ability to give no fucks

As usual, your male leads are men after my own heart.
Pardon me while I go laugh for a few hours.

I added this story to my read later list and than it hit me.. I've read several of your stories and for some reason aren't following you.

FIXED.

6458705 Glad to be of service!

6459231 Haha welcome to hell, I'll be your guide! :rainbowlaugh:

6459245 Fantastic! You have the flamethrower so I'm expecting you to keep my safe. :ajsmug:

but the sheer size of Ryan’s willpower and ability to give no fucks was winning the battle.

Flammenwerfer, dear sir, you have gained my undying praise and admiration.

This one of those stories, the ones where they make me wish i could write well enough to carry them on. But it seems at the moment that i shall have to sit and hope that these two get more story time. Even if there was no really explicit content, i just love the interaction between Ryan and Twilight. Once again dear Flammenwerfer you have proved your skill, poise and above all massive ability to draw me in completely. Thank you, Favourited and Liked. :moustache:

but the sheer size of Ryan’s willpower and ability to give no fucks was winning the battle.

It feels like this is a Ryan thing. I'm calling dibs of it being a Ryan thing.
I gotta say, I initially didn't want to read this, but seeing your name in the description tends to catch your attention :rainbowlaugh:

Kudos on this one, my good sir/madam.

You were like two details away from having this be about me.

Man this is adorable and funny and you managed to both at the same time. Good work on you my friend. :twilightsmile:

I really loved this, slow pace but excellent

That was pretty sweet.
Twilight, you dork. You should have asked Luna for mooning advice first.
And I'm going to hide in a dark pitch now.

Still, good story :twilightsmile:

anyone else feel this song sets the scene for this story?

6642266 Well she is named for 'Twilight', so she at best can offer him a moonrise!

This is the first fic written in this fashion I've read that:
1. Didn't have some dude named Anon in it.
2. Didn't devolve into forced-into-the-fic-abrputly-or-awkwardly sex
3. Managed to be both funny and cute and completely in-character at all times.

Well done.

Ryan continued to read, moving onto a section titled ‘Multinomial Coefficients’

-- inadvertently turning her on even more.

One cannot out-ruse a ruse-master, after all.

:ajsmug:

Anyways, nice little story you got here. +1 like.

Hahaha, very funny and awesome, nice job man!

This was a good story. 8/10 :rainbowdetermined2:

I liked this for its realism.
Characterization, spot on!
Is this just a one shot?

Super cute. I'd read more.

This is adorable. :pinkiehappy:

nCr, nPr, and Multinomial Coefficients? What are we doing with grade 11 statistics math? And from the looks of it, he is just learning this if he had to explain the definition of nCr... And you say he has a job that requires a decent understanding of math?

The only job that requires this amount of math is being an entry level sales guy. Even then, you need to know more.

Ryan is pretty cold and feels a bit one dimensional, Twilight is not, though that can be attributed to my countless hours reading about all facets of her.

Other than that, this was an eh/10. I'm not leaving a like or dislike.

This was great. Needs a sequel

9565755
> The only job that requires this amount of math is being an entry level sales guy. Even then, you need to know more.

I can’t tell if this is a troll or if you legitimately don’t know all of the sciences and engineering applications of combinatorics and probability theory

Silly, funny, cute.

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