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Twilight Sparkle and Sombra are married. They rule a kingdom together and raise their two kids. They are the royal family.

But how did this family come to be? Better question, how the hell did Twilight end up with a stallion like him?

Read and find out more about this family and their everyday triumphs and trials and find out how these two unlikely lovers came to be and the things that were done to make it so.

*Really it was just an excuse for me to do a crack ship.*

Also inspired by the Ask Twibra blog by Bluntwhiskey. Yes, it's nsfw blog so you been warned.

It's great though. It tickles my pickles.

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Comments ( 56 )

i got a question is the rest of the mane 6 and the princess and all of the other ponys in this story to

More please

Just gonna fav this. The setup sounds awesome, I can see myself laughing in the future. I will watch this.

Twili maried to Sombra? Intresting:rainbowderp:..........

Well, this will prove to be... interesting. I will fave this.:raritywink:

Better question, how did Twilight end up with stallion. ;)

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Good man. You won the game.

3665299 What's my prize?

i have not even red this book yet and i HAVE TO SAY THAT
Twilight sparkle x king sombra is not a crack shipping!:twilightangry2:

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OPINIONS!!! Oh sweet merciful Jesus!!!!

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But its a great book so far:twilightsmile:

Wait... how'd the ass hat come back from having an alicorn chucked at him like a javelin? and why would Twilight go for a stallion who enslaved and/or done raped hisself a whole bunch of ponies who have the tendency to light up like disco balls? And doesn't that sort of thing hurt your eyes? Of course, I shipped Shining, Cadence, and Blueblood together, so I shouldn't really talk...

*sigh*
I like the premise of this... but the execution is somewhat lacking :unsuresweetie:

At the very beginning for example, I was slightly confused due to how you chose to refer to the twins. At first I have actually thought that the "mare" talking with the "colt" at the start were not the twins mentioned in the summary--because, to use a different analogy, how could a "boy" and a "woman" be twins? To make it worse, one time you call Jet a colt, and in the next instance you call him a stallion... what is this I don't--

All in all, you could really use some help from a patient editor/prereader.

But anyway, I am curious how Twi & Sombra could possibly begin to bear with eachother's presence without immediately starting a fight, not to say get married, so... I am going to follow this for now, hoping that the next chapter will be of a better quality :twilightsmile:

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Duly noted. As of better quality, you expect too much for I am a terrible writer. Unfollow this story and thumbs it down to save you the time. :ajsmug:

(Oh and the twin thing is from the tumblr cause the artist considers them and refers to them as twins. Also, I do agree about the editor part. As hard as I try, I can never get the grammar and what not perfect. Alas, I'm a lonely writer and it will be so until further notice)

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Oh and the twin thing is from the tumblr cause the artist considers them and refers to them as twins.

I don't think you understand me.

What I mean is that calling one twin a "colt" and the other a "mare" would imply an age difference of many months or years between the two--a 16 year old person can't be a twin to their 10 year old sibling, for example. In your case, you should refer to these twins as either stallion & mare, or colt & filly.

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Ooooooooh! It all makes sense now! MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED TO THE TRUTH!

They're teenagers what do I call them?

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Probably young mare and stallion. Most teenagers do not like being a called "boy" and "girl" and prefer young man or woman instead. Parents and other adults may feel differently.

Wonderful story! One thing, though, you cannot refere to one as a colt and the other a mare.
A mare is a fully grown female horse, a stallion is a fully grown male horse.
colts are unmature, young male horses while fillies are unmature, young female horses.
Basically, fillies and colts = boys and girls or children while mares and stallions = women and men or adults.
They way you word it makes a differece in age. I hope I helped! :scootangel:Thumbs up from me!:pinkiehappy:

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :raritycry:

Fine... If you don't believe me, then read "A Mare's Defense" by Timberwolf. :trixieshiftleft:

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Is this fanfiction?

Yeah, it's a fanfiction. I dare you to look it up here and read it.

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I have. I remember it. What is the significance here?

Ohh... nothing. This one shocked me at the complete rarity of SombraTwi fics.

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So what was the whole 'Noooooooo" thing about? Still confused on that :applejackunsure:

I was expecting something like A Mare's Defense but I forgot about the romance and comedy tag. And I also didn't expect SombraTwi to happen.

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NAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL...NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!


nananananananananananananana Dende nanananananananananananananana Dende

DENDE

DENDE

DENDE!

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Go to the 4 minute mark.

I can see something like this happening

You know I've been expecting a fic based on that tumbler to show up sooner or later. You have my gratitude for delivering it.
I've always loved Bluntwhisky drawing style, especially Sombera, makes him look like he's part lion. :coolphoto:

Updattttteeeeee

Shalt there be any update soon?

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If you refer to my page and to the blog entry titled "Dates" you will see the date when this story will be updated

4849103 Little bit late lol

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Just a tad. Have more pressing things to take care of though. Like getting ready for the birth of my bebe lol

5385418 Congratulations man! I'll just wait til you have some time to finish up this, good luck with your baby!

Like getting ready for the birth of my bebe lol

I was gonna be all "When are you gonna update?" but then I saw that and said "Nebbymind..."

Congratulations!

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