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Regina Wright


Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!

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Anon waits for Princess Celestia on his last day on Equestria.


Written in second person. And for kicks. And for fluff practice. And for Celestia practice.

Rated T for implied nudity and sex tag because why not.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 28 )

6055231
*snorts*

6055249
*snorts harder*

I didn't think I could get anyone with this but it seems to me that I did. I'm oddly tempted to write a follow-up.

You press your shoe against the floor, hearing no sound as your foot sinks slightly. Padded? Why was the room padded? The princess walks ahead of you, opening a door that led to a closet.

First warning bell.

Your curiosity gets the best of you and you look pass Princess Celestia's shoulders. Inside are rows and rows of saddles made in different styles and fabrics. All aged but well taken care of, you note as Celestia wipes a few and admires others. You mentally count up to a hundred and you can't say how big the closet is and how far it could go.

Second warning bell.

Her coat is an alabaster white, the contrast far more striking than it had been before. Hips round and plump, gleaming. Legs far more tone than they appeared before. She seems to come alive. Far more vivid than before, her coy smile stretching to both cheeks as she leans forward on her forehooves. Her flowing mane and tail flutter in the invisible wind as her legs part and you look away, not wanting to be flashed.

Third warning bell Shut up, lewd vulgar mind of mine. :rainbowlaugh:

“Can you get on your knees, I want to adjust the saddle.”

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In soviet Equestria, pony rides you.

/obligatory

I am not even sure on what the hell I just read.

Saw it coming a mile away, but still freaking funny.

6055442
Shhh...

There are no bells.

This is a safe and typical HiE fic. I don't even want to say anything about there even needing to be a warning listed.

6055987
Glad to hear it. I'm happy as long as someone gets a chuckle out of it.

I thought I knew where this was going.

I didn't.

And it is WAY better for it.

*This comment doesn't really convey that I can't stop laughing, but rest assured, I can't*

I was not expecting that not gonna lie. :rainbowhuh: Still this will be added to my favorites. :pinkiehappy:

What a twist!

Giddy up.:trollestia:

6055353
You got me too! Damn, that was funny!

I haven't laughed that hard in weeks! :rainbowlaugh:

Ha!

Okay that made me laugh! :rainbowlaugh:

per-say -> per se

and I have to say, I liked the sequel better.

In former Soviet Union, horse ride you!

ha. I was wondering what the punchline was going to be, and you picked a good one.

I'd like to file a report for missing sides.

I'm giggling and clapping like a retarded sealion and I can't stop. Congratulations.

Thought it was going to a good place and was confused for a moment. Then I saw it go to a better place and lol'd.

So that is what happened during my time on the moon.

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