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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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Sounds like an analogy for being gay.

I love pear related stories. Thank you for making me laugh.

Haha good job kudzu, I got a few laughs out of this. As always keep up the good work!

Her mouth filled with the pear’s succulent juices, combined with her own saliva, and dribble down her chin in rivulets.

dribble ran?

You describe eating too well...

"would ever changed"
"and dribble" -> that dribbled - the whole sentence is a bit messed up.
", and then she" -> "and then she"
"could be so delicious." -> ?

I liked it :)

Pear Bloom... Awesome!!:ajsmug:

Now I'm hungry for a pear...

Loving pears isn't a lifestyle choice, AJ. She was born that way. She just never realized it until now.

a nice short one shot fic
it deals with many things in one small story, even the fact that they can change the name (many people think that name has to stay always) so when AJ gives AB the "option" to change her name it was a nice option.
as for analogy... its more of a general analogy to doing something you are told not to do, yes she ate a pear, yes AJ is angry... but she still love AB even if she has to be PB now :pinkiehappy:

Very cute story, I really enjoyed reading it. Poor ApplePear Bloom.

Poor Pearbloom :applecry:

Could have been worse,I thought once she had one, AJ would have been like "APPLEBLOOM, OUR FAMILY IS ALLERGIC TO PEARS!" and then cue a tragic hospital visit.

OH, THE HORROR, THE HORROR !!!!!!

:rainbowlaugh: Just what I needed today, a nice laugh! Thank you, kudz, I thoroughly enjoyed it :twilightsmile:

6019858 I can see what he was going for; I think it was supposed to be dribbled.

That... that was... odd. That's the only words for it.

10/10, would read again!

Seeing the pear, Applejack responded in the only way she could. “Oh daggum it!” Applejack threw her *had* down in the dirt. “Why did ya have to go and do a thing like that for?”

The typos are overtaking all fiction

6020470 Are you saying it's not?

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No, i am agreeing that it is.

That is actually what I was thinking about this as I wrote it. Apple Bloom discovering that her muzzle is a sensual zone. I mean, she is practically making love to that pear.

It was supposed to be a much longer story, with Apple Bloom not only interested in pears, but a budding interest in other fillies as well.

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Probably. Which is why this sat on my Google drive for so long and I never finished it.

Nihil sub sole novum.

..... you are not sorry at all, are you?

:facehoof: That was pretty hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:

Never really got a taste for pears
Give me a nice apple or banana any day

Poor Bloom; could be worse, I suppose

Oh, come on, AJ, pears and apples are family, apples and oranges are not. Botanically.

Pear hatred, huh? I thought that was more Dr Whooves' thing.

And that's how the Nashi was created!!!
good little Nashi Bloom! :applecry:

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Ha! Well of course we know know you, the Doctor, never developed a taste for pears! :raritywink:

But you never know....
One of these days Derpy could bring home some pear and cinnamon muffins.... :derpyderp1::pinkiehappy:

I actually like pears better than apples. Apples are too hard and crunchy and pears are sometimes soft and juicy and sweet. So I do like Pears better. This story is sweet. Like a pear.

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Ya, this does make a lot of sense. The fact that you made it pretty much her making passionate love to something that applejack clearly doesn't want to have happen would lead to this, or this sort of thing. I personally, yet surprisingly, took it literal. Can't exactly do much with apples in the family if your talent isn't with apples.

(The name of the story doesn't help)

Context is for the weak! :rainbowwild:

6020565 Suddenly, an influx of stories featuring ponies finding fruit or inanimate objects sexually attractive sweeps into FimFiction...

Derpy, of course, gets muffins
Carrot Top finds new uses for her carrot stock
Twilight makes love to an encyclopedia
Coco Pommel practices seducing a...what are the names of those things Rarity puts her dresses on; ponyquins?

Couldn’t you have tried not being a pear?

It was that point where I lost it. :rainbowlaugh:

Doctor Whooves approves the seeming dislike of pairs :pinkiesmile: ...then he really hates the acceptance of the forbidden fruit. How dare thou? :flutterrage:

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Nothing new under the sun? Well nuts, I'm going to have to scrap all my banners!

"Welcome to Humanity! We are totally not in decline!" :pinkiecrazy:

I liked this story. Short, to the point, and a good description of making sweet sweet juicy... erhm eating a pear.

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Derpy, of course, gets muffins

Seen it.

Carrot Top finds new uses for her carrot stock

Seen that too. As well as (adult) Twist and a candy cane. (Which I just realized Kudzu also wrote...)

Twilight makes love to an encyclopedia

Have I seen this? Pretty sure I've seen bibliophilia taken to it's logical conclusion... Hell Read or Die has something similar.

Coco Pommel practices seducing a...what are the names of those things Rarity puts her dresses on; ponyquins?

I've see Rarity with a ponnequin....


I swear I read other things than clop....
:twilightblush:

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...rainbow dash and a sink...

6023841 Just not many other things...

You won´t believe: this story was featured !!!!!

Now all we need is a sequel, or more chapters !!!

*half way through the story*
"Lol well I guess she's Pear Bloom now"

*end of story*

“Gonna have to start callin’ ya Pear Bloom though.”

"Get outta my head " :fluttershbad:

Lol I guess that joke was inevitable though :ajsmug:

More like a slice of pear, am I right? :ajbemused:

Noice story! The wat is real.

6024561 I like your picture. That's Thrackerzod, right?

:applecry: Well, since I'm doin' the whole confessin' thing, I might as well let y'all know... I'm also a Pisces.

:ajsleepy: Sugar cube, you are such a pervert...

Honestly, even though it may be a little over a thousand words, this is a fun and fully developed story, something that I couldn't get with a story with eleven thousand words. I was pleasantly surprised to find a primary theme in there as well, where other stories of this length seem to have a lack of.

This was a good oneshot. Keep at it!

6023863 Princess Luna and an Abacus :raritywink:

Princess Celestia and cake
Chrysalis and Sweethearts
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/Necco-Sweethearts-Box-Small.jpg

6025045: where the hell do you guys FIND these fanfics?!

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